Ha ha ha ha ha. Bite me, rightwingers. There you were, having your orgasms while

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masturbating about being able to (incorrectly, as you always are) holler and yell and ejaculate all over the Internet about how President Obama was a "pretender" (YOUR term) and "not really the President" because Chief Justice Roberts flubbed the Oath.

But guess what, you ignorant, bitter, braindead jackoffs: It's happened before. Twice. And a simple do-over satisfies the requirement of the Constitution. (That's pronounced "CON-STI-TOO-SHUN" for those of you who have trouble with words more than one syllable long, or haven't actually READ that document, which I suspect is most of you).

So whatta you got now? I'll save you the trouble of wearing out your eighteen brain cells trying to think of something, and give you the answer: You got NOTHING.

How does it feel to be even more irrelevant than you were before?

Enjoy.

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[hobbit709]

1. You're giving them too much credit for having 18 brain cells.

Most of them couldn't get 3 synapses to fire in sequence.

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3. Oh, now you're going to confuse them, using big words like "synapses." You know how

they're obsessed with coming here and reading what we write, so that's going to give them a headache.

[GimmeDANEger]

2. I almost had to flag your post.

In the future, please try to keep the words "rightwingers" and "orgasms" at least 4-6 sentences apart.

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5. Yes, it's not an image you want to have enter your mind, is it?

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[Xipe Totec]

4. The pugs always remind me of this quote from Harlan Ellison

"a mind wherein a cogent sentence would find itself in coventry"

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6. Ouch! Ouch! you're making their brains hurt! "Cogent?" A reference to Coventry?

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