What's the most batshit insane thing you've heard someone make up about President Obama?

[Rocknrule]

Some I've heard:

-he's the Antichrist
-he's an undercover Al-Qaeda mole
-he's somehow responsible for Chicago's high murder rate
-he's personally friends with most if not all Gitmo inmates
-he's the bastard child of Malcolm X (out of everything, this takes the cake)

[HughBeaumont]

1. He's . . . he's . . . he's an Arab . . .

:rofl:

[MyUserNameIsBroken]

2. If you ask some, they're ALL true

Which would be funny if it weren't so scary.

[lunatica]

3. He's a muslin

[That Is Quite Enough]

4. He's a pagan muslim atheist buddhist. No, really. All at the same time.

Also, he enjoys strangling babies for ritual sacrifices...


...Yeah, those are the weirdest I've heard. Not too impressive.

[McCamy Taylor]

5. Child of Angela Davis AND Malcolm X. That is my favorite.

A communist and a Black Muslin. You can't get any crazier than that. Cause that makes you a godless jihadist.

:rofl:

[Bicoastal]

11. But for some reason, they decided to name him Barack Hussein Obama Jr. Uh-huh.

Freepers...:eyes:

[CountAllVotes]

6. he is manipulating the stock market

and that was while he was still President-elect!

:dem:

[AllentownJake]

7. Muslim Communist who sat in that church for 20 years

Seeing that being all three would be very difficult to pull off idealogically.

[bunkerbuster1]

8. You mean outside of what the corporate media have said?

It's hard to top "he can't connect with the common man since he drinks orange juice at a diner" or "white people won't vote for him because of that very well-documented Bradley effect"

Freepers say stupid crap. It's what they do. I expect a little better out of the guys who make millions a year to articulate this thing we call the "news."

[Venceremos]

9. He raised taxes on his first day in office

Not kidding - my neighbor thinks Obama raised taxes on Tuesday. And it must be true because her pastor told her, plus she saw a picture of him "signing something".

[Bicoastal]

10. He's an UNDERCOVER BROTHER!

[Chulanowa]

12. I had someone, in all seriousness...

tell me that Obama was going to reinstitute slavery for white men, and dole out the women among his "followers".

They still believe this

[JuniperLea]

13. He's a Muslin with a crazy Christian preacher...

Funny... my linens have never stated their religion. :shrug:

[sagetea]

14. In August,

my daughter's friend said "The American people aren't ready for a black President"
I'm still laughing!!!

[Zero Division]

15. He changed his middle name to "Apollo".

I overheard a coworker say this, and I still can't find any trace of this myth on the internet. I had no desire to inquire further at the time.

[WeDidIt]

16. That he is not a Natural Born Citizen

They're still going on with that batshit insane crap.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

17. That he ever opposed designating the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization

[Ioo]

18. He is really a commie. Also told that he and HRC had an affair

That is what my friend said

[Fleshdancer]

19. "Obama will force kids to have 2 sets of parents"

I can't make this crap up. This was what a friend of my 8 yr old daughter tried to tell her one day. She heard it from her grandmother. :crazy:

[Rebubula]

20. Prohibition

One of the sales guys at my work keeps saying that...

Well...he is in sales, those folks are nuts.

[Sebastian Doyle]

21. Well that whole "smoked crack and had gay sex in some tweaker's limo" thing was the dumbest

but nobody actually believed that shit, not even the Freeps.