Obama Sends Biden on ‘Special Mission’ to Antarctica

[cali]

In the first major initiative of his presidency, President Barack Obama today dispatched Vice President Joe Biden on what he called “an important and special mission” to Antarctica.

The news of Mr. Biden’s unexpected trip appeared to take the Vice President by surprise, as he was in the middle of making a joke about Chief Justice John Roberts to members of the press corps when the President interrupted him with the news.

“Here’s how John Roberts sings the National Anthem,” Mr. Biden was saying. “’Oh see can you say…’”

Mr. Obama, yanking away Mr. Biden’s microphone, then informed him of the extraordinary journey to the South Pole he was about to undertake.

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http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6984

[Chulanowa]

1. Oh, great, melt the southern ice cap with all that hot air!

:rofl: I keed, I keed!

[cali]

4. I'm just waiting for the first satire impaired person to show up

and wax indignantly.

That's always the funniest part of borowitz' posts for me.

[snooper2]

7. Bump to find that person

:rofl:

[formercia]

2. Keep your friends close

send the VP to the South Pole.

[liberal N proud]

3. Is he giving Biden the cold shoulder?

:rofl:

[Aloha Spirit]

5. "Andy is somehow not surprised that Bush texted the Libby pardon during the Inauguration." nt

[Ian David]

6. Credit Cards issued by banks in Antarctica! Brilliant! n/t

[anonymous171]

8. .

:spray:

:kick:

[biopowertoday]

9. LOL--good joke. recall

the dust up around Jill saying Joe had a choice of SOS or VP???




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The President was vague about what the mission to Antarctica would entail, but he did indicate that it could take “up to four years.”

While some witnesses to the scene said that Mr. Biden seemed surprised by the news, his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, offered another version of events during an appearance later in the day on “Oprah.”

“Joe was given a choice of places to go and he picked Antarctica,” she said. “President Obama said he could also go to the moon or Mars.”

Dr. Biden’s remarks were cut short when President Obama appeared on the set and unplugged her microphone.

Other than the Biden news, Mr. Obama’s day went as planned, meeting with senior staff, drawing up a budget, and being sworn in as President for the third time.

[hileeopnyn8d]

10. "and being sworn in as President for the third time."

OMG! :spray:

[fadedrose]

11. I really got a kick of that line...nt