Did Obama fix everything yet?

[underpants]

I was at the gym (no internet access in the pool) so I've been out of the loop for the last 90 minutes or so

Just wondering :shrug:

[4lbs]

1. 5% done in his first 3 days?

The next major part requires Congress, so this may take a while. You know how slow those snails work most of the time.

[onehandle]

2. No. He was impeached about an hour ago.

Somehow Palin ended up President.

It's Complicated.

[underpants]

3. Ah!

the all-powerful Republican minority did that did they?
From what I have been able to tell the last few days the whole world revolves around what the Republicans say because, you know, the voice of the minority party MUST be heard

:eyes:

very funny, one

[zbdent]

4. we're deep into Obama's fourth Depression ...

[Connie_Corleone]

5. He's about halfway finished.

[11 Bravo]

6. Sean Hannity just described the War of 1812 as "Obama's war", so ...

he still has a little work to do.

[underpants]

7. So the White House will indeed become black

but from fire & ash not from the painting that Rev.Wright is about to start on..right?

[phleshdef]

8. He fixed everything so fast that he intentionally f-cked it all up again so he wouldn't be bored.

[Shiver]

9. I'm wondering how he's going to fix this

new war with Denmark. Especially after his commitment to fight only with the newly-formed Air Force Duck Corps.

[phleshdef]

10. Haha. The Dirty Danes vs the Mighty Ducks.

[Fleshdancer]

11. I am sick and tired of people doubting the Duck Corps

So far they've crashed less planes than John McCain so let's give those patriotic quacks a chance! :patriot:

Oh, and Denmark had it coming.

[Shiver]

12. Oh, Denmark did have it coming

No doubt about that. I'm just not sure what they've done warrants throwing the full might of the Duck Corps at them...

[phleshdef]

13. Do you remember the band White Lion? I'll never forgive them for that.

[Shiver]

18. They also gave us Lars Ulrich of Metallica

Oh, wait... I hate Metallica... I'm just digging Denmark into a deeper hole when I say that....

[phleshdef]

24. I thought they redeemed themselves with Death Magnetic, but each to their own.

[Jennicut]

21. Oh God. Please, no 80's flashbacks. White Lion brings back 6th and 7th grade memories

Not the ones I want to remember. Now I will have "Wait" stuck in my head. Thanks.

[phleshdef]

25. Focus that frustration into patriotism as we give those Danes what for. Our Pres. needs us.

[Jennicut]

27. LOL

I like Metallica though, those are good mems. Do you know Lars was almost a pro tennis player?

[Fleshdancer]

14. Duck might makes right.

It's the only way Denmark will learn.

[underpants]

15. LOL

all of these posts

:rofl:

[Shiver]

19. Sadly, I think you may be right

They have to repay the world community for creating one-fourth of Metallica...

[Hopemeister]

20. How can you say Denmark had it coming...

you are so out of touch with whats going on here, see... the Danes had a
pretty descent plan of how to manipulate planes... McCain quit his day job
to prevent this manipulation (considering he has no knowledge about fixing planes)
so he dashes over to DC.

[Fleshdancer]

22. Why do you hate America?

How can anyone think Denmark doesn't have it coming??!?! Besides, I think their ability to manipulate planes is hogwash. When Obama claims Denmark is hiding vast quantities of Vikings of mass destruction, I believe him! Therefore we should not engage them by boat. Duh.

You just wait and see. In 6 days, maybe 6 weeks or 6 months (it won't take 6 years) the Danes will throw flowers at the feet of our ducks. We're spreading our version of democracy and taste for decent music to their rudimentary society.

[Shiver]

26. I'm just hoping this isn't to distract us from Norway

Everyone knows Norway has ten times the VMDs Denmark does, but do we attack them? Of course not - the US Government is too far deep in the pocket of the fish-import industry!

Big Fish is running this war, why can't anybody see it?!

[Fleshdancer]

30. I'm sick of our dependence on Big Fish

and you bring up a very good point. With Halibuton and other American corporations profiting so much from the fish industry, I doubt we'll attack Norway anytime soon unfortunately.

Not standing up to big fish should be added to the list of things Obama has not fixed yet. I won't consider him a success until he addresses this very serious issue. This is not change we can believe in my friend.

[kwassa]

28. Vikings of Mass Destruction?

:rofl:

I knew they had it coming!

[Life Long Dem]

16. The numbers are still coming in fast but...

hold on... trying to keep up here... but... wait...McCain just did a Linda Blair head spinning... repubs can't keep up!!

[Hopemeister]

17. Oh! you must not have heard, ofcourse you where at the gym

he started war with Canada and Mexico, saying they are not Americas enough
and Canada is too elitist for his liking.

[dccrossman]

23. ROFLMAO

:kick:

I'm so sick of the F*cking pundits.

Every day, "Well the Stock Market went down today, must be Obama's fault now. So much for change..."

Idiots.

Thanks for the laugh!

[treestar]

29. He is on his way to Alaska

He said if he could just see Russia, he would be able to look into Putin's soul and prevent him from rearing his head up over the U.S.

[EraOfResponsibility]

31. ROFLMAO @ this thread

:rofl: