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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 12:01 PM
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So Robert Gates is giving President Obama his daily briefing...
Edited on Mon Jan-26-09 12:13 PM by charlie and algernon
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is there too as President Obama wants to always make sure all diplomatic angles are covered. President Obama listens intently and takes frequent notes as Gates goes over the situation in Afghanistan and Pakistan, the plan to withdraw from Iraq, what the Basque Seperatists are doing in Spain, and the various civil conflicts in Africa. As the briefing concludes, Gates says "Oh yeah, I almost forgot, 5 Brazillian soldiers were killed today in Afghanistan." President Obama pauses a second and says, "Well that's just terrible, get me President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva on the phone, I want to offer my condolences. And Secretary Clinton, why don't you go to Brasília, we really need to thank them for all their hard work."
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 12:03 PM
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1. ROFL
:yourock:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 12:04 PM
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2. You know, it's just not as funny anymore
What a relief that is!





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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 12:05 PM
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3. It's enough to make a person weep - a thinking mind in the driver's seat again....
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 04:56 PM
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18. President: now available in intelligent.
Edited on Mon Jan-26-09 04:58 PM by Cabcere
:D



Edited to add another one:

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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 07:27 PM
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25. ooh, nice. I hadn't seen those.
:D
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 10:56 PM
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31. If I could rec a comment...
:)
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 12:10 PM
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4. A giant leap for America
A horrible blow to political comedy.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 05:02 PM
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20. Ah, the sweet ironies of life nt
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InvisibleTouch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 01:51 PM
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5. Not quite the same anymore, is it?
I'm almost going to miss that Brazilian joke. Almost.
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 01:57 PM
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7. yeah, not quite
the Brazilian joke was fun while it lasted.
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 01:53 PM
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6. I wonder how Bush would have answered that? (waiting for it)
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:37 PM
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10. No one could have predicted how Bush would have answered,
had he been given such a briefing.
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:26 PM
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12. "you know, I totally forgot to feed Barney today"
yeah, I highly doubt he would've been given a briefing that covered ANYTHING in Spain or Africa
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:17 PM
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8. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Seriously... I find this funnier than the original... :rofl:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:19 PM
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9. k&r
Edited on Mon Jan-26-09 02:20 PM by baldguy
Since our President isn't a joke anymore.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:01 PM
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11. Nicely done!
:applause:
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:56 PM
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13. The Brazilian joke went over my head..........
:(
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 04:01 PM
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14. It's a new version of an old Bush joke. In the old version...
Bush thinks Brazillian is a number.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 04:42 PM
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16. Thanks, I had missed that one.
:7
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 08:26 PM
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26. HOW? nt
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 11:53 AM
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35. Meaning that I had never heard that joke .
:shrug:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 08:30 PM
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40. I just wondered how you missed it because that joke has been repeated over and over here many
many times. It was banned, actually and that resulted in it being hidden under false original posts. Sort of like the rickroll thing is now. The inventive ways that people came up with to sneak it in were hysterical!!

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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 10:04 AM
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41. I don't know, but I really did miss it.
:-(
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 10:50 AM
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43. some would say you were fortunate. I am sorry you missed all the red herring
subject lines, deceptive OP's, clever and arty representations.

It was done with photos and caption bubbles, wine bottle labels. posters. you name it, somebody tried it.

it still makes me laugh.
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TooRaLoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 04:12 PM
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15. "Oh no! Wait - how many is a brazillion?"
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 12:07 PM
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36. Here's the original...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 04:44 PM
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17. Brillliant
:applause:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 05:01 PM
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19. Bestest. Post. Evah! nt
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 05:31 PM
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21. The death of the Brazillian joke
RIP

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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 05:38 PM
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22. i killed it!
:woohoo:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 05:41 PM
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23. I am so proud
:hug:
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 05:43 PM
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24. very good
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 08:45 PM
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27. THE BRAZILLIAN JOKE WILL NEVER DIE!!!! FTW!!!
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 10:15 PM
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29. boo!
we want change! we want change!
:rofl:
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RichardRay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 10:09 PM
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28. So, I read that and burst into hearty laughter...
then I grabbed my phone and called my brother and read it to him. He didn't laugh. He didn't even snort, or giggle.

He'd never heard the original.

It's sorta flat if you've never heard the other one. I had to explain it to him... It still wasn't funny.

So we talked about other stuff, instead.


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WHAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 10:25 PM
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30. gates smells like cheney...
he just ain't right.

wanting a lobbyist for 2nd (last thur.), secluded for inauguration, controlling intelligence...

and the joke isn't funny.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 11:18 PM
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32. .
:rofl:
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Brazenly Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 07:10 AM
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33. The Brazilian joke! New and Improved! Better than ever!
Brilliant!

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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 11:47 AM
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34. is that supposed to be funny? eom
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 12:09 PM
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37. it's an anti-joke.
It sets you up for one punchline ("that's terrible! how many is a brazillion?") and continues logically instead.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 12:09 PM
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38. I find it more reassuring than funny. But this one...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 01:41 PM
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39. How many?
Thanks, I get it now. It's a joke on a joke.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 10:45 AM
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42. bloody brilliant
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