Ricky Gervais's open letter to Obama-Congrats & Let's agree to send Paris and Posh both to NYC

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On his Web site, comedian Ricky Gervais wrote an open letter President Barack Obama to congratulate him on his historic win — and also address a concern.

According to Gervais, a member of the President’s “flock has strayed.” He referred to the fact that Paris Hilton has bought a house a few miles away from him, in North London, and “is out and about integrating herself with the Great British public.”

“Mr. President. We are not stupid,” Gervais blogged. “This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to L.A. I know it, and you know it, so let’s cut the ‘it’s a free country’ nonsense and come to some agreement.”

“This is how it would work,” he wrote ignoring grammar and punctuation rules. “We call them both and tell them that we’ve found a giant ‘paparazzi nest,’ in New York say. (halfway home for both of them already). At first they may be confused that they’d never heard of such a thing before, but the thought of that many photographers in one place will be irresistible.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29018611/