Michelle Obama Should Stay Home And Cook. That Would Save Taxpayers Money

[KittyWampus]

since we wouldn't be footing the bill for the White House Chef who cooks for the Obama family.

As for State Dinners, potluck or pooling money for take-out should work fine. They could rotate where they got take out, in fact. When a Chinese dignitary is an honored guest... get Chinese. PM of Britain? Fish and chips.

As for Air Force 1, forget it. Obama can just ride coach. Hopefully he can get his name on the Whitelist of citizens cleared as terrorist for hassle free air travel.

His Limo? Why not have him drive around in an old Pinto? All those limos and police escorts are a give-away someone important is coming. An old jalopy would be great camouflage.

What inspired these novel ideas for Presidential cost cutting?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8170259

PLEASE EMAIL THE ABOVE LINK AROUND> It is so freaking stupid it will work in our favor!

[ismnotwasm]

1. "Whitelist of citizens"

I want to laugh and cry at the same time at that one.

So the CEO's are still whining, are they?

Do they really think they should be compared to the President of the United States? Really? Egomaniac motherfuckers.

I think I will send that one around.

[polmaven]

2. Well,isn't that what the Wimmins are for?

Cook, clean and raise the chilluns...We don't have proper brainiage for much else.

[FLyellowdog]

4. Pregnant in the summer...barefoot in the winter. Yay fer wimmins.

[Jennicut]

3. A pinto? He practically uses a tank right now.

Not gonna happen. The Secret Service would freak out.