Republicans: Defense of the Alamo Mission a winning cause for us

[TheWraith]

(AP) Washington, DC - Republican leadership in the House and Senate reaffirmed today that they feel the defense of the Alamo Mission against the forces of General Santa Obama holds "nothing but upside" for the beleaguered Republican party, and that their victory will result in a "rebirth of the Republican cause," said Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Fantasyland).

[YOY]

1. Still playing the "We're more 'Murkan than you game..."

This is perhaps the best reason why I hate them.

Their constant fucking psuedopatriotism bullshit. Works on rubes and 50+ white single/divorced males without kids to a tee...although I'll never understand why guys without anyone to leave a legacy to give a shit about anything but themselves...oh wait...that's the underlying and poorly thought out motive.

[TheWraith]

2. As long as their new way of getting attention is to light their hair on fire...

I think I'm cool with it.

[Solomon]

3. LOL

Well put.

[Chulanowa]

4. Oh, Blackbeard, is there nothing the Republicans can't learn from you?

Piracy, rape, brutality, murder, the inability to speak properly, and now, hair fire!



H'YARRRR!

[YOY]

5. I'm pretty sure Blackbeard would have gut the likes of Cheney, Boner, and Newt without a thought...

and had his way with any available females afterwards...unwillingly.

Maybe more of a libertarian really...

[WinkyDink]

6. They might want to re-read the ending of that chapter.

[TheWraith]

7. I think I might have been a little too dry writing this...

Since I've had two people now reply who seemed to have taken it seriously.