Limbaugh Proposes ‘Bipartisan Presidency’

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Challenges Obama’s Commitment to Change

Conservative radio pundit and neo-Nazi icon Rush Limbaugh, responding to criticism by many of his faithful listeners that he hasn’t been harsh enough in his criticism of President Obama and the new administration, today unveiled his plan to ensure that the office of President will be truly bipartisan.

Reiterating the theme of his “54-46″ proposed spending allocation for the economic stimulus package, Limbaugh today challenged President Obama to “put up or shut up” on his pledge of bringing true bipartisanship to Washington by allocating the office of the Presidency itself according to the popular vote from the November election.

“I call on the President to make good on his pledge of changing the culture of Washington politics while at the same time enabling him to show his true socialist colors. It’s time we spread the political wealth around, so to speak, and to do it in a way that is true to the great democracy our government is,” a defiant Limbaugh told a large group of supporters gathered for a charity breakfast and cross-burning...

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[chelsea0011]

1. Do they know they were all clobbered in the election?

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16. Their aides are afraid to tell them..

besides, denial is more than just a river in another place they hope to colonize...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Funny that we didn't hear that proposition when he won. (nt)

[peace13]

3. OK Rush, I pick shut up! n/y

[Mz Pip]

4. Rush is a fatuous ass.

His idea of bi partisan is Obama doing everything the way Rush want to see it done. Idiot.

[old mark]

9. Yes, he's an idiot, but

he's a first rate idiot.

mark

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. But, but, but I thought it was imperative to have a unitary executive. No room for bipartisanship

there.

[shaniqua6392]

6. Didn't Rush hear that NO Repukes voted for the stimulous in the House??

They showed that they are completely unwilling to be bipartisan. They all got the email from Boner that told them all to vote NO. Oh well. We tried.

[NatBurner]

7. um, i believe the term is "Cross Lighting"

the good ol' boys in the klaverns are bringing us kinder, gentler racism in the new millennium

get it right

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11. Thanks for the correction

I know how sensitive they are... will correct in the future.

[benld74]

8. ONLY thing BIpartisan about Limbaugh are the 2 sides of his fat *SS!!

[Deep13]

10. Deep13 proposes squashing roaches who have their own radio shows. nt

[Arkana]

12. This just begs for another letter from the President's desk.

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC

Dear Mr. Limbaugh,

Electoral votes:

Barack Obama (D): 365
John McCain (R): 173

Kiss my magnificently sculpted black ass, you fat, sweaty, pill-popping waste of ape sperm.

Most sincerely,
President Barack HUSSEIN Obama

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22. Don't hold back!

... share your feelings with the group...

(well stated!)

[treestar]

24. Beautiful!

:rofl: I especially like the HUSSEIN touch!

[uponit7771]

13. What should be evident to Limbaugh is he's being made the face of the GOP and peopel can't stand his

...bloated ass.

[WinkyDink]

14. No way he used the term "the President". It's always just "Obama".

[Wednesdays]

15. I'm 100% in favor of this...

As long as we emulate the "bi-partisanship" of the * admin. :bounce:

[prolesunited]

23. Yeah, Bush was so responsive to the Dems

[opihimoimoi]

17. Mr ZIT ASS should STFU....don't he know they LOST

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18. Quick question:

Did anyone besides NatBurner see the first word in the body of this?

Not to mention: "a defiant Limbaugh told a large group of supporters gathered for a charity breakfast and cross-burning..."

I mean, as easy as it might be to believe from an asshole junkie like Limbaugh...

just curious...

[RamboLiberal]

19. Hey Limpballs where the hell was this suggestion in Jan/Feb 2001?

After all Gore won the popular vote! Yet idiot boy governed like he had a friggin' mandate!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

20. "He was elected!"

That's what Rush would bellow when he would attack anyone (like Jimmy carter, for instance, in May of 2001) who said Bush should reach out to the middle, following his "win" in 2000. Rush would then go on to say that the chimp had full license to implement all of his campaign agenda. He then went on to tell his conservative audience that you don't reach out to them, you destroy them.

How can anyone take a guy seriously when he flips from his previous position 180 degrees? Just how dumb are dittoheads.

[obiwan]

21. STFU, you fat fuck.

Obama's margin was 2-1/2 TIMES W's.

Move over.

Obama's got a MANDATE.

[AtomicKitten]

25. I propose the Vulgar Pig Boy shut his pie hole. n/t