Laugh of the day....Freepers trying to figure out civil disobedience

[AllentownJake]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2183162/posts

The ideas center around mailing tea bags to the government, earning as little income as possible, and disobeying traffic laws.

[Lerkfish]

1. earning as little as possible would be a natural for inbred morans

LOL!

seriously, though, I've always been fascinated with the white supremacist cognitive dissonance of being a patriot but trying to avoid taxes.

[AllentownJake]

2. Their leaders are patriots by avoiding the draft

Being a patriot to a freeper is getting someone else to live up to your civil responsibilities for you.

[anneboleyn]

39. Lol! This is hilarious.

[alcibiades_mystery]

13. Making a virtue of necessity over there

:rofl:

[Chulanowa]

3. Mailing tea bags to the government?

While I'm sure they think it's clever, I can't imagine the folks at the local DMV will be too happy with all the freeper tea they get.

Bet it's that nasty "Stash" brand stuff, too.

[AllentownJake]

6. One person asked if it was against the law

They were all worried till another had to explain civil disobedience means you break an unjust law willingly and take the consequences to make a political statement...I'm guessing it was someone from DU who has trolled well.

[Chulanowa]

9. Republicans never met a law they didn't like

They keep coming up with newer, stupider ones all the time.

[LiberalFighter]

15. They should all smoke marijuana down at the police station.

That way they can make sure they are arrested and save the taxpayers the cost of gas to transport them.

[Ikonoklast]

33. Hey! First rule of Fight Club, is you never talk about Fight Club!

You know the rest.

;-)

[LiberalFighter]

14. Should help the Post Office be more solvent.

[backscatter712]

37. The Rethugs are panicking, now that they've been teabagged in two elections. n/t

[NYC_SKP]

4. Freeper "danae" suggests an approach I really like and try to follow myself.

Do they realize it's the epitome of "green living", (or at least parts of it are):

In my case, I am constantly thinking of ways to earn as little taxable income as possible and spend as little money as possible. I put as much under the radar as possible, but legally.

This can be through barter, craigslist, ebay, etc.

Grow your own vegetables and sell the surplus to your neighbors (no money spent at the market). Bicycle commute. Telecommute when possible. Buy as much as possible used from private parties - craigslist, garage sales, etc. Pay off all your debt and “horde” your actual earned (and taxed) money. Stuff like that.

I also ignore traffic laws when it is clearly safe to do so (and there are no cops around).

When one person does this it is pretty meaningles. When a lot do, it has an impact.

[rvablue]

8. They're so silly .... how does blowing a stop sign entail "civil disobedience." n/t

[NYC_SKP]

20. Next step: rip the tags off their sofa cushions!

:rofl:

[Demoiselle]

12. ..So when one person "ignores traffic laws" it's pretty meaningless.but...

.."When a lot do, it has an impact."
An impact? Lots of impacts, I'll bet. Head on collisions, side swipes, etc. Oh I love the unintentional humor of morans.

[LiberalFighter]

17. There should be a red zone just for freepers to disobey traffic laws.

Maybe between the hours of 4 and 7 pm.

[enuegii]

21. And sell tickets to watch the carnage.

[PretzelWarrior]

5. take 50 deductions on your W2. uhhhh

first of all, it's the W4 where you specify exemptions. 50 exemptions? This guy is insane. Deductions are handled on your 1040. Have any of these people ever worked or filed taxes? Jeez.

[Chulanowa]

10. That's a rhetorical question, isn't it?

I mean I'm sure they work - have to get the funds to buy Ann Coulter's latest masterbatorypiece. But i'm pretty sure none of them have the first fucking clue about taxes. Which works out great for their party, because the last thing the Republican cult leaders need is a bunch of poor people figuring out how taxation works.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. I got one! They shouldn't pay their taxes. They should take their tax cut now!

The IRS will be entirely sympathetic towards these patriots.

[dionysus]

11. god it's like wading into a bucket of stupid

:rofl:

[AtomicKitten]

16. I hope they remember to wear their helmets. n/t

[dionysus]

22. are you ever going to bring back the bouncing mouse avatar?

:hi:

[AtomicKitten]

23. I will take it under advisement.

:hi:

[Occam Bandage]

18. ...

[Javaman]

19. The George Costanza school of disobedience. nt

[JVS]

32. I'm bringing down the system by not tipping, wearing no shirt, and eating a block of cheese!

The Spring of George is only a few weeks away!

[oviedodem]

24. Maybe they should watch the last 20 mins of "The Great Debaters" to get an idea

[Brewman_Jax]

25. Will they be casting asparagus, too?

:rofl:

[Clio the Leo]

26. Well heck, I did two of those things last week!

Economy is down, so is my commission.

I got a speeding ticket, (whoopsey!)

... no tea bags but I'm drinking coffee. Does that count?

[Cheap_Trick]

27. Hey freepfucks

In case you're too imbecilic (that's STUPID to you slow of wit) to understand what we're doing here:

WE'RE MOCKING YOU PATHETIC, BASEMENT-DWELLING, CHILD-MOLESTING, IGNORANT, WAR-MONGERING, FASCIST, RACIST, ASSHOLES.

Do your worst with your civil "disobedience". We'll be laughing our asses off at you morans.

And while you're out being "disobedient", it'll give me time to spend with your mom.:evilgrin:

[patrick t. cakes]

28. some how i think Thoreau

is rolling in his grave right now. :eyes:

[Fla Dem]

29. Defacing Currency...OH good idea freepers...please do so we can sic the SS on you.

Defacement of Currency

Defacement of currency is a violation of Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code. Under this provision, currency defacement is generally defined as follows: Whoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

Defacement of currency in such a way that it is made unfit for circulation comes under the jurisdiction of the United States Secret Service. Their mailing address is:

United States Secret Service
950 H Street, NW
Washington, DC 20223.

The United States Secret Service web address is http://www.secretservice.gov.

[Puzzler]

30. Tell them to mail some salt or flour...

... that'll be sure to create some interest by the federal authorities. They might even get a free trip to Gitmo before it closes.

[TornadoTN]

31. Somehow, I doubt that they will do anything. TEABAGS!!!!!!!

They most likely will just return to teabagging each other while listening to their Rush/Hannity jack-off hours.

[Ikonoklast]

34. Thanks for the visual.

I guess dinner can wait a while until the bile goes back down.

Urp.

[Mudoria]

35. Looks like quite a few threads I've seen here

during various periods of Shrub's reign of terror.

[anonymous171]

36. "Disobeying traffic laws" GO RIGHT AHEAD!

The less freepers living the better.

[grantcart]

38. wow "tip your waitress in cash and try and get them to underreport their tips"

That will bring down the Pentagon make the FBI crumble and turn the IRS into babbling idiots.


Until this post I had no idea exactly how far out of touch these people are. (The IRS already assumes 15% gratuities for tax reasons.)

[PA Democrat]

40. LOL. If our founding fathers were as bold and creative as freepers, we'd

still be a British colony. Imagine... the Boston Tea Party would have entailed MAILING tea bags. Yeah, that'll show them!

:rofl: