How long until monkey story (and cartoon story) gets Law and Order-ized?

[ddeclue]

I say 2 weeks to write and another 2 weeks till it's on the air...

Law and Order : Primate Offenders Unit.

dunt-dunt

Post your plot outlines here:


Doug D.

[rcrush]

1. They have to throw a murder into it

To make it on Law and Order.

It'll be some guy has his monkey kill someone to keep them from discovering that he is stealing money from his company.

[ddeclue]

2. Didn't they do one based on the SF couple whose dog killed a woman?

Doug D.

[Dammit Ann]

11. Um, I'm pretty sure the chimp was murdered.

Technically. Just sayin'.

[rcrush]

13. Yeah but for a law and order episode the chimp has to murder someone

They can kill the chimp on the show to but for them to write an episode about it someone gots to die.

[Dammit Ann]

14. Kudos, ye be right sir.

So, in the show, if the chimp ripped her face off and she couldn't identify him, could they pin it on the real chimp training murderer? the plot doth thicken...

[Enrique]

3. Baboon steals identity of a wall street CEO

police procedural drama ensues...

[ddeclue]

8. Isn't that an insult to baboons?

Wouldn't it be more plausible for the Wall Street CEO to steal the poor monkey's identity after embezzling his investor's funds or engaging in insider trading and getting caught?

Doug D.

[EraOfResponsibility]

4. I'm surprised they haven't law and order-rized Obama

I mean seriously, there is a wealth of stories to choose from.

[Syrinx]

5. they're pretty fast about that stuff

But the most recent L&O started out with a guy calling his daughter names on the phone, just like Alec Baldwin. But the story turned out not to have anything at all to do with Hollywood celebrities. It was kind of a curve ball.

[ddeclue]

6. Sometimes they do that... I saw something like that when the L&O'ized the Larry Craig story...

it turned out to not be part of the main story either.

[ddeclue]

7. How can you call someone bad enough names on network TV?

Did he call her a bleeping bleep? or what exactly? How do you gosh darn it to heck call some one a bad thing on NBC without getting it bleeped?

Doug D.

[Syrinx]

9. they used the same words Baldwin did, I think

I can't recall them right now. A little witch, or something. I don't remember.

[grantcart]

10. Well Blago-Burris may give them enough material for the next two seasons

[ddeclue]

12. true... along with:

cabinet appointees who don't pay their taxes
former Bush cabinet people who think torture-droids are way cool...
sports figures on steroids
poison peanut butter
rapper and girl friend in the car at the grammys
etc.
etc.