Breaking News: God responds to Jindal's "speech". Chile Volcano Chaiten spews 30 million tons

[grantcart]

The Chilean Volcano Chaiten which was dormant for 9000 years and unexpectedly erupted last year endangering 10,000 people and 25,000 cattle(changed on edit). Quick action by the Chilean government saved the human population in the area although the town of Chaiten had to be abandoned. (more on the background here http://www.volcanolive.com/chaiten.html)

Jonn Seach the foremost volcano watcher reports that a dome collapse has just occurred;

The collapse mobilised a large amount of material south into Chaiten River valley. An estimated 30 million tons of material collapsed from the dome, which present a lahar hazard to Chaiten town.

Jindal's example of volcano research as being a waste of government money now receiving a direct comment by the Providence that Jindal spends so much time waxing about.

[K Gardner]

1. K&R !

[RepublicanElephant]

2. that pic looks like jindal's political future. nt

[silverweb]

3. Hahaha!

May it be so. :D

[grantcart]

7. lol

[roguevalley]

18. truly. trying driving in that volcano made lightning. Its awesome.

[thereismore]

4. Wow, that is monumental. I mean, Jindal's stupidity. nt

[vaberella]

12. This needs to be made viral. Can someone send to Keith Olbermann or Rachel maddow

please?! I'm not able right now.

[kestrel91316]

5. I'm sure he'll backpedal and say it's just OTHER COUNTRIES' VOLCANOS

we shouldn't bother monitoring.

[grantcart]

6. in which case the volcano rich state of Alaska should prepare for another Providential response

[CatWoman]

20. but other countries volcanoes still have an affect on us

as we felt the effects of Krakatoa.

That was one mean, powerful volcano :scared:

[mwei924]

8. God has a sense of humor. It's like "take that biatch!"

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

9. 10,000 human lives lost wouldn't mean squat to Repubicans.

[LynneSin]

10. Not like we have active Volcanos here in the United States.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_St._Helens

Mount St. Helens is most famous for its catastrophic eruption on May 18, 1980, at 8:32am PDT<1> which was the deadliest and most economically destructive volcanic event in the history of the United States. Fifty-seven people were killed; 250 homes, 47 bridges, 15 miles (24 km) of railways, and 185 miles (298 km) of highway were destroyed. The eruption caused a massive debris avalanche, reducing the elevation of the mountain's summit from 9,677 feet (2,950 m) to 8,365 feet (2,550 m) and replacing it with a 1 mile (1.6 km) wide horseshoe-shaped crater.<2> The debris avalanche was up to 0.7 cubic miles (2.9 km3) in volume. The Mount St. Helens National Volcanic Monument was created to preserve the volcano and allow for its aftermath to be scientifically studied.

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This volcano is within 100 miles of both Portland Oregon and Seattle Washington.

[Best_man23]

13. Or the volcanoes on Hawaii (Big Island)

[Sebastian Doyle]

16. About an hour away from that one.

The "big" eruption of 5/18/80 went the other direction, but we got a coating of volcanic ash in a smaller eruption about a week later.

St. Helens is still considered active, but Rainier will do much more damage when it blows up. And statistically, it's way overdue. :nuke:

[vaberella]

11. Holy Shit....I guess his Exorcism abilities works in reverse.

Who knew?!?!? That's some serious shit, this needs to be made viral.

[grantcart]

14. lol

[Number23]

15. Could that picture look any more apocalyptic???

:rofl: and a rec too!

[grantcart]

17. GOP doesn't understand subtle. He/Her had to make it BIG

and they still didn't get it.

[mikekohr]

19. I SEE BOBBY JINDAL'S FACE IN THE ASH PLUME!

Just like Satan's face in the smoke plume from 9/11

REPENT, the end is near!

[Tatiana]

21. "This is what happens when you vote Republican."

That should be the caption.

[Jennicut]

23. Oh yes...someone please make a macro quick!

[ThisThreadIsSatire]

22. Priceless! But I think it's too late

to include Jindal in "Discussion - Presidential"