That's it. I'm through with Obama.

[scheming daemons]

Mustard on a hamburger?


I've been duped. I thought he was like me. I thought he was "the one".


"The one" wouldn't ruin a perfectly good burger with mustard.


You've convinced me, Sean Hannity. I was wrong about the guy. Keep up the good work of enlightening the world about who Obama REALLY is.


Friggin' mustard-eating communist anti-christ.


After all... Mustard and Muslim both start with the same three letters. At some point, this stuff is no longer just a coincidence.




:sarcasm:

[City of Mills]

1. Sure it wasn't yellow ketchup?

It probably wasn't mustard, that would be like putting mayo on a burger, and I'm sure nobody would do that!

[phantom power]

2. The French like mustard.

case closed!

[polmaven]

32. Do they put it on

their freedom fries? ICK!!!!

[Cha]

48. Fancy Mustard is Code

for "hannity is an idiot".

[monmouth]

3. Best of the day!...n/t

[JuniperLea]

4. It was probably GERMAN or CHINESE mustard...

Or that one with the FRENCH name!

No REAL American would eat that!

:rofl:

[tabatha]

5. You spelled Muslim wrong. It's Muslin, don't ya know.

[amitten]

6. Guess you've never been to Texas. Here in Cowboy Land,

all the local burger joints serve hamburgers with mustard and NO KETCHUP. You have to make a special request for it, and even then they only give it to you in packets. I guess Texans are all just liberal elitists!

[Cha]

14. I need both..on

my Gardenburger or it isn't complete.:)

[scheming daemons]

Texas is just a mis-spelling of "Taxes", you tax-and-spend socialist commie

[Arugula Latte]

42. All right. That's it, ketchup-hatingTexas. Secede now!

:P

[polichick]

7. Oh good, I love mustard - knew he was smart!

[scheming daemons]

11. Socialist

[polichick]

29. You bet - and proud of it! :)

[Cha]

8. I don't eat "hamburgers" anymore but

it:9 goes on my Gardenburger and most definetly went on my hamburger back in the day.

I don't know how to live without many varieties of hot mustard:P

[scheming daemons]

9. Pinko

[tridim]

10. Everyone knows that mayo is the best condiment on a burger.

;)

Tastes great on brats and fries too.

[scheming daemons]

12. Mayo sounds an awful lot like "Mao", you communist

[Occam Bandage]

15. My mind shrieked upon reading that statement.

The horror. The...horror...

[tridim]

31. Don't knock it till you try it

I used to think it was weird too, but it's really tasty and it serves the additional purpose of keeping the meat juices from soaking the bun. Thanks Alton Brown!

I eat fries with either pure mayo or tartar sauce. Delish!

[Happyhippychick]

13. Reason #45,689 that I love this man - I HATE ketchup!!!

:loveya:

[scheming daemons]

17. So Pittsburgh.. home of H.J. Heinz Company... is evil now?

You Nazi.

[Happyhippychick]

36. Well now that you mention it....

:)

I'm a mustard woman and proud of it.

[Occam Bandage]

18. Ketchup is for children and Midwesterners who never changed their palates. nt

[scheming daemons]

21. How do you change your palate? Surgery?

;-)

[Occam Bandage]

26. The socialist brainwashing needle goes up through the soft palate.

The scarring makes it impossible to enjoy All-American ketchup.

[KansDem]

38. You don't change a palate...you "cultivate" it.

At least that's what I tell my kids, when I let them take a little sip of my Cocktail Original* They reel in disgust and I say "You need to 'cultivate' a taste for this!" (I don't let on I'm a screaming rummie who'll drink anything this side of turpentine! ;))

_____
KansDem's Cocktail Original

3 oz "3" Soy Vodka
1 oz Noilly Pratt Dry Vermouth
5-6 dashes Panola Clear Hot Sauce

Shake with ice and pour into cocktail glass. Garnish with two garlic-stuffed olives. Very tasty! :9

[Cha]

20. Ketchup is kinda

raygunesque.

[scheming daemons]

27. At least it is a vegetable for the school lunches.... unlike mustard, you commie

[Muttocracy]

16. He asked for FANCY mustard too - not plain ol' yellow basic stuff

x(

[scheming daemons]

19. Great.... so now he's a limp-wristed wussy Muslim? I knew it...

We were all duped.

[eleny]

22. I heard a guy order mayo on a frankfurter

We were in a drive-in place down in Vicksburg,Mississippi. We'd been driving all day and I was overtired. A guy pulled in next to us and placed his order. Once I started laughing I couldn't stop and laughed till I cried.

[Cha]

25. On the Hawai'ian Islands they

put Mayo on everything. I use to wonder if it had something to do with the missionairies?

[Occam Bandage]

28. And they think it's normal to sell a Spam McMuffin in McDonalds, so it shows you what they know.

We should give Hawaii back to the Germans!

[tridim]

34. Laugh at me and I'll force feed you one.

Don't worry, you'll love it. :)

Mayo bigotry must stop!

[eleny]

41. I've been tempted since I'm not a food snob

And I do love mayo, too.

I think it was the long drive plus the fact that Vicksburg had been transformed since we visited there last 20 years earlier around 1981 or so. It went from a lovely historic town to a gambling mecca. We couldn't find a nice place to eat at that time of night except maybe to go to one of the giant casinos. So, exhausted, we pulled into the drive-in. Mayo on a frank put me over the edge. I swear, I laughed till tears flew.

[rateyes]

23. Nice post, Hitler.

:evilgrin:

[Turbineguy]

24. Hitler used mustard.

So did Kaiser Wilhelm. Or was that mustard gas? Anyway, he wore a pointy helmet.

[Adelante]

30. Noes

[azmouse]

33. I'm ok with him til he puts ketchup on a hot dog....

then... :nuke:

[Catshrink]

35. Was it Dijonaise?

(Did you see the segment on Colbert -- or was it Stewart? -- about Baconaise?)

[Happyhippychick]

37. Wouldn't surprise me. He's such a frigging elitist.

[Catshrink]

39. How dare he call himself American when he likes that French mustard!

Where is his birth certificate? I demand to see proof of his citizenship. We could have an alien in the Whitehouse. OMG we're screwn!

[Happyhippychick]

40. I think his mother ate ketchup on hot dogs while she was giving birth to him in Kenya.

[Barb in Atl]

58. It was Colbert...

...and, ewwwww.

[Arugula Latte]

43. He should have used ketchup. But not Heinz, 'cuz Heinz ketchup pays for John Kerry's windboard

And don't spell it catsup, 'cuz that's la-de-dah.

[havocmom]

44. What's all this about mouse turds? Mouse turds don't belong on hamburgers!

What? Oh! Never mind.

[NatBurner]

45. He can't even order a burger right without his teleprompter

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

[Cha]

46. Wonder if hannity ever makes himself sick

with the slop he serves up?

[backscatter712]

47. That kind of mustard has spices in it!

How do we know they didn't get those spices from terrorists?

[tabbycat31]

49. you guys have all wrong

both Ketchup AND Mustard are nasty vile substances.

[iamthebandfanman]

50. you fascist! n/t

[NatBurner]

51. you're so totally missing the point

ketchup is loved by AMERICANS right here in the good ol U S of A

mustard, DIJON MUSTARD(!) made by GAY PARISIANS for rich old Bentley-driving elitist Kenyans LIKE NOBAMA

ketchup might be gross, but it's OURS!!

[Occam Bandage]

53. There's always a third party jerk with that "both condiments are bad" garbage.

It's a matter of the lesser of two evils. Don't tell me you're one of those anarchists who thinks meat can get along just fine without any sort of governing condiment.

[tridim]

54. Yep, I bet Ron Paul eats his burgers dry...

and ALWAYS on private property, never in tax payer funded picnic area.

[Kaleva]

52. Mayo loving people thrown under the bus again

[MiniMe]

55. Not just mustard, spicy mustard or dijon

What an elitist!

[ejpoeta]

56. who was it who said if that's all they've got their in trouble. lol.

[firedupdem]

57. What would we do without Hannity and Fox to keep us posted

on the important things in America. :cry: I love this country!