I put mustard on my ham sandwich.

[Drunken Irishman]

Should I be waterboarded?

[AtomicKitten]

1. Elitist!

[Ohio Joe]

2. Depends...

Yellow mustard or brown?

[tabatha]

4. or gray

as in Gray Poupon.

[Sanity Claws]

3. Was it Dijon mustard?

[Touchdown]

5. Wassamatter? Are you Yellah?

[JayMusgrove]

6. Mustard, Relish, Ketchup, pickles, onioins, tomato's

All off limits for Republicans..

All Republicans have to eat their meat naked and raw

[Autumn]

7. I won't eat a sandwich if

it doesn't have mustard. Otherwise it's naked.

[Demit]

8. Just don't put syrup on your scrapple. That's what's unforgivable.

[Milspec]

20. No it's scrapple thats unforgivable

:-)

[geckosfeet]

9. Depends. Whole grain or pulverized yellow puke?

[Dr.Phool]

10. Commie!

Drawn and quartered!

Unless I get half.

[Puzzler]

11. America'a leading mustard brand called = "French's"? Coincidence? I think not.

.

[Puzzler]

12. Mustard clearly contaminates our...

... "Precious Bodily Fluids".

Col. Ripper should know.

[blueknight]

13. if it was grey poupon

you need your ass kicked:spank:

[Soylent Brice]

14. sure, why the fuck not.

[Graybeard]

15. Mustard=waterboarding: Mayo=gas chamber.

:P

[Jakes Progress]

16. Commie PInko Bastard.

[KansDem]

17. Can you get it elected president? (nt)

[dionysus]

18. um...yeah

:rofl:

[scheming daemons]

19. Obviously, if you ate a HAM sandwich, you're not really a Muslin

...so you have nothing to worry about.

[appleannie1]

21. My daughter dips French fries in mayo. She is an elite terrorist

[Jennicut]

23. My husband is an ultra elite terrorist. He likes french fries dipped in ranch dressing.

[GrantDem]

22. Why do you hate America???

:sarcasm: