Eugene Robinson: Old Faithful of Nonsense

[babylonsister]

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/05/12/old_faithful_of_nonsense_96441.html


Old Faithful of Nonsense
By Eugene Robinson


WASHINGTON -- Can't we send Dick Cheney back to Wyoming? Shouldn't we chip in and buy him a home where the buffalo roam and there's always room for one more crazy old coot down at the general store?

For the final act of his too-long public career, Cheney seems to have decided to become an Old Faithful of self-serving nonsense. His latest in a series of eruptions came Sunday on "Face the Nation," when he continued to press his revisionist case for torture -- and, for good measure, counseled his beloved Republican Party to marginalize itself even further from public opinion and common sense.

"It's good to go back on the show," Cheney told host Bob Schieffer at the beginning of the interview. "It's nice to know that you're still loved and are invited out in public sometimes."

I don't know about the love, but I do know why Cheney gets asked to appear on talk shows so regularly. Unrestrained by protocol or objective reality, he's pretty much guaranteed to say outrageous things. He requires no prompting or coaxing. As far as he's concerned, issues have just one side -- his -- and anyone who disagrees must secretly wish to deliver our nation to al-Qaeda.

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Schieffer asked him about Rush Limbaugh's assertion that the Republican Party would be better off if Colin Powell left and became a Democrat. One would think that Cheney would have at least a measure of respect for a longtime colleague with whom he had served in two administrations. But one would be wrong.

"Well, if I had to choose in terms of being a Republican, I'd go with Rush Limbaugh, I think," Cheney said. "I think my take on it was Colin had already left the party. I didn't know he was still a Republican."

Let's see: Given a choice between a former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and secretary of state who has given to his nation a lifetime of exemplary public service or an entertainer who brags about how much money he makes from bombast and bluster, Cheney would go with the gasbag. This is advice that's supposed to help the Republican Party?

I really think Cheney would be happier if he were home on the range. I'm sure the deer and the antelope would enjoy listening to what he has to say.

[peaches2003]

1. They're not altogether crazy about him in WY either

We've spent some vacation time in WY and you hear a lot of muttering that they wish he'd stop coming home. He takes over any place he wants to go and expects to be treated like a king.

[Captain Hilts]

2. Security details take over anywhere a prez or veep goes. nt

[ksoze]

3. I like Eugene, but he needs to increase his backbone when on screen

He essentially wilted when on with Liz Cheney on Mourning Joe this morning when discussing his article. Under pressure from Liz using the time tested tactics of talking over someone and pushing taking points, he folds and misses the chance to drive home his relevant and important views. I am afraid his days "sparring" with Keith have lulled him into submission.

[Orsino]

4. Can't we send Dick Cheney back to Texas?

Wyoming is a fictional state created during the Bush 2000 campaign to get around the Twelfth Amendment.

Cheney lived in Texas, and Texas is where his heart is. It's where they check his dipstick, anyway.

[Cha]

5. I know one thing.. cheney won't be able

to find anyone to go hunting with him out there on the range.