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rvablue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 08:56 AM Original message |
I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life: |
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whosinpower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
1. Don't you know why? |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
2. On a sad note, 10 chimpanzees are now unemployed |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:02 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. !! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 10:21 AM Response to Reply #2 |
15. This was the perfect job for them, too. All they had to do was fling their feces at paper |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:01 AM Response to Reply #2 |
17. lol |
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Beaverhausen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 12:53 PM Response to Reply #2 |
26. . |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-30-09 04:31 AM Response to Reply #2 |
30. Oh gosh |
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Jackeens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
3. But Barney uses big very big print so it wouldn't have taken her long to read |
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babylonsister (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
4. Dollars to donuts she didn't even write it. nt |
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beyurslf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
5. They are in the "fact checking" phase. |
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EmilyAnne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:08 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Oh, poor thing. That will bring it back down to the title pages and brief introduction. |
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beyurslf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:15 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. But then she will brag about "creating jobs." |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
6. Must be one of those extra large print books. |
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The River (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
9. Eliminate the Words Too & Also |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:23 AM Response to Original message |
11. To hit the stores as soon as it's translated into English |
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astral (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:48 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. LOL! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 10:22 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. English?! That's a fancy furriner language! |
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izquierdista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:23 AM Response to Original message |
12. OK, now she's read it..... |
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yesphan (295 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
13. She didn't finish |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
18. the largest coloring book EVER! nt |
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Jokerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
19. I'll wait for the audio book read by William Shatner. |
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Sannum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
20. A 400 page, rambling run-on sentence. |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-30-09 04:33 AM Response to Reply #20 |
31. Probably not a single period or paragraph |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
21. Take out the "ya know"s and it's down to 7 pages. |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
22. Wow she must have double spaced & changed the kerning & tracking. |
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chemenger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
23. Sarah Palin = a 400 page memoir???? |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
24. 400 pages of word salad. Oh, dear...... |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
25. Like she finished her governor's term early? Someone'd better count those pages! n/t |
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Tutankhamun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
27. It's so obvious when she writes her own stuff. |
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Chulanowa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-29-09 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
28. Does she know that writing goes on both sides of the page? |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-30-09 02:00 AM Response to Original message |
29. Using no pronouns or punctuation cut the time down |
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Proud Liberal Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-30-09 05:32 AM Response to Original message |
32. Odds are |
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