When Obama salutes the military, goes to church or hands out candy, he makes me mad

[PretzelWarrior]

I am a die hard conservative who is absolutely positive Barack Hussein Obama is a Manchurian Candidate Muslim terrorist Marxist Communist Fascist dictator. Also, he wasn't born in the United States. And his dad was a black panther or something. The point is, I really really really cannot process facts and information such as when he engages in all American activities.

Don't people know it's all an act? He is just hyperventilating at the chance to rob all of us Americans of our hard earned dollars so we can get "affordable" health care. Can you imagine the waits for procedures? I recently had to wait over 3 hours in an emergency room to have a doctor look at a noncritical issue I was having. Can you imagine how long I'll have to wait when the public option is here? Maybe 4 hours.

Barack Obama is proving he is simultaneously a warmonger (sending more troops to Afghanistan) and a flakey peacnik (continuing drawdown of US troops in Iraq).

Barack Obama is showing he is simultaneously a socialist control freak (trying to do more to regulate financial industry) and a willing pawn of the financial industry (continuing with bailouts of the banks started by Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke).

So, memo to Barack Obama: Stop saluting the flag, hugging your daughters, smiling and laughing with White House visitors, and for the love of God stop quoting the Bible. You're giving me a headache.

[saltpoint]

1. Plus I heard on the rightwing radio shows that all that candy was prayed

over by witches.

[Mrs. Overall]

2. GREAT post!

I have wondered how many heads are exploding as they hold so many contradictory ideas in their little brains.

They love GWB--the president who never saluted in front of a coffin, never went to church, and went to bed before the trick or treaters arrived.

[MissMarple]

4. Now, to be fair, George did go to church. I don't know how often, but he did go.

It just didn't seem to help him any. So, like, why bother?

[Mrs. Overall]

7. I thought I read that although he claimed to be a born again, as president he never attended church

on Sundays and only attended when he had to be there for an event.

[PretzelWarrior]

9. you may be right. it would be about correct for him. sleeping off his Saturday bender

I mean...uh..choking on pretzels and passing out during football games.

[PretzelWarrior]

6. yeah. that's the most powerful thing. Bush/CHeney NEITHER one went to Dover

and certainly argued til they were blue in the face that they would not allow cameras.

Hey, Bush! FUCK YOU! Watch and learn. This is how you were SUPPOSED to do it, you dumb fuck.

[lunatica]

36. Well see, God went to Bush and told him what to do. Obama has to go to God

Bush was a walking temple with a direct dial up from God. He didn't have to go to church

[HopeOverFear]

3. *TILT* TILT* TILT* TILT*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Ah, if only the DUzies were back!

You would get one!

Hilarious!

K&R

:rofl:

[PretzelWarrior]

15. awww...thanks! yeah what happened to DUzy's anyway

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. You're welcome!

I think JeffR was just too damn busy...

Alas!

:hi:

[annabanana]

28. WE ARE getting "sort of the DUzy's" and "They might be DUzys"

Flying Squirrel is carrying on, with JeffR's blessing

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6893143

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6789695

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6838123


(They can also be found in his Journal)

[PretzelWarrior]

31. oh cool. nice someone is keeping the tradition.

[NanceGreggs]

8. K & R! n/t

[PretzelWarrior]

10. I thought of you as I wrote this since it is in your style

of utter sarcasm. :)

[Brother Buzz]

11. Barack Hussein Obama is a Manchurian Candidate Muslim terrorist Marxist Communist Fascist dictator..

who can multitask. Get over it. ;)

[vaberella]

12. I don't know if you're as good as Drunk Irishman when it comes to these types of posts.

But this was a good one. :rofl:

[PretzelWarrior]

13. Drunk Irishman is good. but I was channeling NanceGreggs

hers are the gold standard. :) But thanks for the props.

[alsame]

14. K&R. Good job! nt

[JohnnyLib2]

16. Didn't you hear? He TOOK the goodies from the staff and handed them back out.

LOL, great OP. Rec.

[Life Long Dem]

17. I don't even need a clock or a calendar to know when it's the weekend!

I can always tell when it's the weekend by just reading some of the post here on DU!

I guess it's true what they say about weekends (weekends are made for Michelob), because they sure have the courage to make absolutely no sense at all.

Some of the post I'm reading... If I didn't know the effects of alcohol on people I'd wonder what was wrong with people, and wouldn't realize they are all just drunk.

Good post.

[stray cat]

19. You could also be a DUer sadly

[PretzelWarrior]

20. don't say that! I don't want my thread locked!! :)

if you point out that people here are hating on Obama, thread may get locked.

[jonnyblitz]

24. give me a FUCKING break. DUers critical of him are NOT

conservatives who think he is a manchurian candidate. if anything the hardcore Obama supporters are the most "conservative" folks on DU.

[PretzelWarrior]

26. well, you've got a point on that one. however....

I think what the poster meant is there are a lot of people at DU running around bad mouthing every new development under Obama's administration.

It is a weird cultlike fascination with only THEIR way. If Obama doesn't match up to their ideal of a progressive president, then he is an evil corporatist in their twisted little worldview.

[Cha]

27. Definetly, + 1.

[lillypaddle]

21. AND Michelle is pure evil

too!

[emulatorloo]

22. Remember during the '08 election when he was a Muslim and also Had A Crazy Christian Preacher?

Loved your post. THANKS!

[NYC_SKP]

23. LOL! K&R n/t

:toast:

[Hutzpa]

25. Invoking voodoo

spirit at the White House by turning it into orange, yup, he did...

[FrenchieCat]

29. See.....Hallow's Eve is a British Holiday, and we all know that

Obama is a British Citizen, because he was born in Kenya...that's why he was passing out that candy and indoctrinating helpless children to celebrated a British holiday AT the Orange White House! Cause Red and White makes Orange! Communist red mixed in with what Represents America; White.
See, it all links up and makes sense!

Burn him!

[PretzelWarrior]

30. lolol. good stuff. especially Orange + White = Red

that's like conservative math there.

[GoCubsGo]

32. Heh!

Those first two paragraphs could be an LTE in my local newspaper on any given day.

[Jeneral2885]

33. Live it up then

Yeah to Bush! Sloppy speaking and finding leaders who use the same toothpaste as him!!!

[PretzelWarrior]

35. excuse me but..."What??" that post made no sense.

[Jeneral2885]

38. sarcasm

.

[Odin2005]

34. LOL!!!

[Vinca]

37. Well . . . duh . . . everyone knows he's the AntiChrist.

:rofl:

[Clio the Leo]

39. You left out....

"And stop staring at your wife as if you just met her yesterday! You're making it harder on all of the other married men in America who aren't perfect!"

[njrotc girl]

40. what?!?! nooooo!

stop hugging daughters?!!?!? but...but... I'm FlyingSquirrel's daughter!!!! D: he can't stop hugging meeeee!!!!! *cries*

[ampad]

41. Damn! another great one that is too late to rec

[cherokeeprogressive]

42. He PROMISED to end the plight of Native Americans today.

He Da Man!

My people have waited for this moment for almost 500 years. Oh wait... They've HEARD this for almost 500 years.

"Few US groups "have been more marginalized and ignored by Washington for as long as native Americans," Obama told the leaders of 564 tribes that the federal government recognizes and who were invited to Washington for the event."

Which US groups are identified as "The Few" in Barack Obama's opinion?

Dispute this if you will: While, during the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries, African-American slaves were housed and fed (albeit under circumstances that NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD EVER HAVE TO ENDURE), American Indians were HUNTED for sport, and for the purpose of opening lands to the west of the Colonies.

GObama!

[FrenchieCat]

43. Your post sounds almost like you are comparing the plight of Native Americans

with those of African Americans...and I don't think there is a competition going on (and Black men were hunted as sports, and the women raped; so they were not just clothed and fed).

Point is that you are doing what you always do; being cynical of Barack Obama's sincerity, and
that's sad.

But the beauty of your misguided disrespect just cause you can,
is that time will tell the story, and it is my belief that your skepticism will be proven
wrong in your judgment of Barack Obama's intent. He will do exactly has he says.

June 15, 2009

"That is why I am committed to strengthening and building on the Nation-to-Nation relationship between the United States and tribal nations. That commitment started with the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, which provides over $3 billion in funding for Indian Country. And it extends to our work to empower Native communities to address their pressing local priorities, starting with significant increases in the 2010 proposed budget for health care, law enforcement and education. I recognize that this budget proposal does not make up for past deficiencies, but it does reflect my determination to work with you to reevaluate our spending priorities and include Native Americans in the national policy debate.

These efforts will not be easy. At times the pace of progress will be frustrating. But I am confident that we can bring the change we need, particularly given the outstanding team of leaders and experts whom I’ve chosen to join my Administration. Individuals like Larry Echo Hawk as Assistant Secretary of the Interior for Indian Affairs; Yvette Roubideaux as Director of the Indian Health Service; Mary Smith as Assistant Attorney General for the Department of Justice; and Hilary Tomkins as Solicitor of the Department of Interior.

I am also pleased to point out that Jodi Gillette of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, who is a member of my White House Intergovernmental Affairs staff, is with you today. And I am delighted to announce that someone many of you know -- Kim Teehee -- will soon be joining the White House Domestic Policy Council.

As we move forward, I want you to know that my staff and I are eager to engage with Indian Country on your priorities – to listen to you and learn from you. I am particularly looking forward to meeting with many of you at the Tribal Nations Conference we will hold at the White House later this fall." - Barack Obama
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/President-Obama-Announces-Kimberly-Teehee-as-Senior-Policy-Advisor-for-Native-American-Affairs/