Dear Sara Palin, since your attempt at NY Kingmaker failed, here's a career tip:

[demwing]

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Date Listed Oct-19-09
Address Chicago, IL, United States

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Good Luck, you betcha!

[Muttocracy]

1. speaking of Kingmaker, can see hang out with Peter King? nt

[XemaSab]

2. Free flights for her immediate family!

She couldn't even hook that up as governor! :hide:

[Hippo_Tron]

3. Ooh, sometimes I get to see Russia from my work!!!

[demwing]

4. Politics - the second oldest profession in the world

[roguevalley]

5. first I think. Hooking came about as a side industry to politics.

[tanyev]

6. "Hi, I'm Sarah. Come fly with me."

[uponit7771]

7. NOOOOOO!!!! Make sure she keeps tryin to make kings\queens, we have too much to do for her to go awa

[chollybocker]

8. That would be the Worst.Flight.Ever.

Worse than a cabinful of bawling babes.

Imagine her voice: "Your seat can also be used as a floatation device also uh-huh!"

I would be forced to jump.

[polichick]

9. Or she could just stick with jumping out of cakes. nt

[Arugula Latte]

10. Could we push her out of the plane mid flight? Pleeease?