Miscarriages kill. And what causes miscarriages? SPERM! If the sperm

[valerief]

didn't poke the egg, there would be no pregnancy and no miscarriages.

If there were no miscarriages, millions of innocent babies would be saved!!!!!

It only makes logical, God-given sense.

I say let's outlaw SPERM because it causes miscarriages and miscarriages cause death.

We need to do it to save the Christian human race!!!!!

When are we going to get a congressMAN brave enough to bring an Anti-Sperm Bill to Congress???????

We need it for the children.


:sarcasm:

[saltpoint]

1. Goddamit, let's ban sperm.

Those little bastards are always up to no good.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. ROFL!

Wait.......

















What?







:rofl: :rofl:

[Cleita]

3. Don't give them ideas, the nutjob wing might try to do it. n/t

[Catshrink]

4. Is Viagra covered?

[valerief]

5. As I was told, these are old, white men in Congress. Of course, it's covered!!!!! nt

[Catshrink]

6. Barefoot and pregnant, yes indeed.

This isn't going to go over well.

[TlalocW]

7. When you think about it, the Rhythm Method

Endorsed by the Catholic church could lead to millions (or more) natural abortions.

Sperm can survive a while in a woman but get weaker as time goes on. So sex before stopping for the method when the woman starts ovulating could result in fertilization.
Likewise, towards the end of the Rhythm Method time period, there can be an egg hanging around - older but weaker - that can get fertilized as well.

In both scenarios, the resulting fertilized egg would be too weak to implant itself in the woman and would be expelled, and since life begins at conception, it would be considered an abortion.

Now think about the billions of Catholics in the world who still follow this idiotic method. The more there are, the greater frequency these scenarios take place.

TlalocW

[DavidDvorkin]

8. So you're in favor of masturbation?

Seed must be spilled!

[valerief]

10. Nope! No masturbation for you, Mr. Mister!!!! nt

[DavidDvorkin]

12. I've had a vasectomy

So I'm exempt from all these spermcentric rules, anyway.

[valerief]

13. Okay, then. Jerk away!!!!!

:-)

[msongs]

9. actually u should outlaw eggs. no eggs, no need for sperm nt

[valerief]

11. Nope! Eggs are second-class citizens (the ERA amendment was never passed).

Sperm belongs to first-class citizens. MEN!!!!! They've got what counts and what counts kills!!!!!

[NYC_SKP]

14. No, no. Let's TAX Sperm! And Scofflaw Sperms pay Huge Fines and go to Sperm Prisons.

Where they can co-mingle.


:P

[valerief]

15. Somehow I think they'd be a lot of tax evaders. Or offshore tax havens for their sperm.

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

16. The Cayman Islands are Chock Full of Sperm already.

You can't even spit without hitting a sperm.

:rofl:

[valerief]

17. So that's how the sand gets so bleached. Or smells like it anyway.

:rofl:

[morningglory]

18. And where do sperm come from? Balls! Off with the balls! (sarcasm) nt