DAMN -- Bush just made a Kerry ORANGE JOKE in FL

[grasswire]

Goddam cheap shot.

[PE]

1. What did he say?

[Stephanie]

2. For a guy with such a RED FACE

He's got a lot of nerve.

[grasswire]

3. live in Florida, on CNN

...making statements about the hurricane. Opening remark, introducing a local person who "always talks about oranges"...then Bush says "Senator's kinda orange...heheheh"

Beat him like a drum Thursday night, Kerry.

[lancdem]

5. What a dumbass remark for Bush to make

[YEM]

6. HARDBALL TIME. Time to make fun of Bush falling on his face.

Bush has fallen on his face at least 3 times since he became Pres. Time to let it rip, Kerry!!!

[shockingelk]

I think stuff like that drives swing voters away

... from Bush. Let him rage on.

The intended audience are people who have voted R their whole life, but realize this president is a piece of shit. Trying to keep their base.

[leftchick]

56. His behavior lately has eclipsed boorish....

Imas even said he looked like "he should be on leash" after his campaign stop in Ohio!

[Eye and Monkey]

10. That's not even a joke, just a stupid comment that doesn't make sense.

[phish420]

71. Thats what Im saying

I had to read it 3 times to get what he said

[sherilocks]

38. Did he really do his HEHEHE thing?

He makes me sick, laughing at his own stupid jokes. He sounds like and is an ass. No an ass sounds and looks better.

[LeinesRed]

76. Why would someone want to have a beer with him? Why is he "likeable?"

That's what I can't figure out...I hate spending time with people like him!!!

[Jane Austin]

96. I know someone who has had a beer with him - -

worked for him, so spent a lot of time around him.

Says he's boring as hell and after a little small talk has got nothing to say.

Cue Gomer Pyle:

Surprise, surprise.

[The Backlash Cometh]

54. He's so juvenile.

This is what Republicans consider humorous? Oh, now I get why Bush is considered the guy you want to share a beer with. Cuz' when you're drunk, you'll find anything amusing.

[Cha]

68. Kerry didn't even look "orange"...wasn't that just

something started by rove..and expounded on by tweetyturd, et al??

DUers saw him on GMA and he looked great! When was he suppose to be Orange?!

[KC21304]

84. Drudge has had this picture up for 3 days

but he doesn't have the brains to know that the guy sitting behind Kerry is just as orange as Kerry is. Little touch up job going on here.

[Cha]

86. So bush and the cheneys went on drudge to

see Kerry or they're just repeating Gossip?!

[cmkramer]

98. They tried to do the same thing to Clinton back in 1992

Towards the end of the campaign, there was a sort of whispering campaign that Clinton was coloring his hair although no one was sure whether he was coloring it darker to look more youthful or grayer to look more mature and distinguished. I remember Mary Matalin commenting on it and Bush the Elder making some snarky comments that Clinton couldn't even make up his mind over what color to dye his hair.

In Clinton's case, it turned out to be lighting. In some lighting, his hair looked darker, in others it looked almost white.

[AspenRose]

4. We'll see who's laughing after the debates, Bunnypants

Puerile, infantile moron.

[Catfight]

21. Yes, the Puerile infantile President. He also thinks missing WMD's

are funny, he's a pretty asinine guy.

[Beetwasher]

7. *sigh* This is the level of discourse they want

It's so pathetic...Ugh...

[enough]

8. Won't do him a damn bit of good.

A few "insiders" may love it, but floridians have a few other things on their minds right now. Weak weak weak.

[Eurobabe]

9. Mr. Gin Blossom himself casting aspersions

[Eye and Monkey]

14. Actually he didn't say "orange", he said "oransh".

It took a great deal of willpower for him to not say "oransh joosh and vodka, double"

[northzax]

11. so Kerry has the fake and bake

funny, people who actually work for a living, and don't spend 75 days a year on their 'ranch' don't get natural tans.

[jefferson_dem]

12. His chest-grabbing VP made an "orange joke" today also. These fuckers

deserve the spanking they're about to get!


:nuke:

[wicket]

39. what was the comment Cheney made??

[grasswire]

66. it was Mr. and Mrs. Cheney

Cheney said something about the orange-vested volunteers who work the Republican rallies. Mrs. Cheney said "hehehehehe...it makes me think of John Kerry's tan." Cheney: "I might have to disassociate myself."

(The new vaudeville team!)

[LeinesRed]

77. I can't wait until those two are sent packing

I'm glad I didn't see that!

[LeinesRed]

78. Sounds like he's a little cocky going into the debate

let him think that works with the swing voters. Let him think that works with those grieving from the deaths in Iraq.

[henslee]

81. No one deserves the whompin Kerry is gonna lay on Bush.

It's gonna be sweet.

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[camaro69]

18. Alert????

Just an honest question. What was the answer?

[Lex]

31. What's the answer? HERE'S THE ANSWER:

Pathetic questions about botox and spray-on tan.

[camaro69]

47. I didn't see that posted before I responded.

Sorry for being redundant.

[simpsonsbuff]

61. All that matters:

Is what kerry is on the inside (smart, with a plan) vs Bush (dumb, no plan).

[The Backlash Cometh]

65. The answer is you'll never find out because Bush made sure that

there will be no medical examinations until after the election. Now, what does he have to hide?

[drscm]

90. What's Bush hiding? The lack of a brain & heart. eom

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[camaro69]

25. Wow !!!! back away from the coffee.......your rudeness

[StClone]

22. Oh Brother

If you are talking Botox and they are talking Orange in public what are you'all talking about in private? Sure isn't how to make the world better.

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[camaro69]

40. I didn't intend to fool you and I apologize if you think I did.

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[camaro69]

35. Apparently I've offended you. my sincere appology

I had not seen that information before and was concerned that it would only inflame the voting public. I thought this would be a safe place or open discussion but I have been sorely mistaken.

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[jayfish]

57. Uhh.. I think You Made A Mistake In Your Post.

Shouldn't it have read "I had not seen that information before and was hoping it would inflame the voting public"?

Jay

[camaro69]

82. Or....How about

I was white before I was orange.

[deutsey]

29. Thank you

I'm sure this information will be of great interest to those growing numbers of people in this country struggling to pay for health care and to keep their heads above the rising flood of poverty thanks to Bush.

[camaro69]

37. No harm intended

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[camaro69]

46. CyberBully huh?

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[camaro69]

42. Thanks. I will

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[jayfish]

59. Your Right, So They Can Kick...

your ass to the curb.

Jay

[rumguy]

45. you got no proof

as if anyone would such a thing so soon to a debate...

oh, and by the way - why aren't you in Iraq right now?

[camaro69]

55. No I don't have proof

It was a question. I was asking a question. I didn't say it was true.

[rumguy]

60. no one would do it - that's all you have to know

it would assine for anyone to do it so close to a debate...

you had no proof - you only had a smear....

by the way - why aren't you in Iraq. you should be over their dodging bullets, worried about having your head sawed off with a dull knife.

[TheFarseer]

48. Even if you think that has a chance of being true

It's just stupid and irrelevant. That's the kind of issue that makes this election even close. If we were focused on who's fucking up this country and who's not, this would be a walkover.

Awesome cartoon Lex!!

[camaro69]

58. Relax

A simple no would have been fine. Or, that's already been debunked at www.notorange.org or something.

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[rumguy]

69. Are wingnuts afraid to debate the real issues?

Of course they are - cuz they got NOTHING! In fact, they have so much blood on their hands they'll never get clean.

Wingnuts are evil, fascist fucks who evade the real questions.

[AmerDem]

70. Looks like this camaro69 has a history of this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=910898#911771


as I watch everyones posts being deleted! Time to bite my tongue hard and almost in half!!!!!!!11

[spanone]

91. interesting.....same amount of posts in other thread (69posts)

[Carni]

72. Is it true about your man bush?

A zoo keeper stated that bush is red faced and retarded looking because the big blue suit had carnal knowledge of a baboon.

[Chelsea Patriot]

73. Queen! Learn to use Spell Check!

I swear, Miss Bush Groupie Supreme, you are as illiterate and lazy as your Ass-wipe Leader.

[rumguy]

74. at least Kerry doesn't sodomize people with light sticks

and call it a 'frat prank'...

I've always wanted to ask a wingnut fascist straight to his face what it feels like to be a rapist with blood on your hands.

[SammyWinstonJack]

75. Kerry's reported sweatting problems........

If that were true, about "cover the injection sites from botox treatments which do bruse the post-operativelly"...etc., wouldn't boosh* be orange all over. Chimpy seems to have a major "sweatting" problem involving more then his upper lip.

[camaro69]

85. Is he orange lately too?

I didn't know he aslo used botox.

[John_H]

88. Actually it's the Cousin-Fucking Republican Mojo Tan.

which protects John Kerry from the inbred zombie hoodoo rays put out by Freepers everywhere.

[SidDithers]

94. Plonk

[yellowcanine]

15. "Senator's kind of orange"???? That's pathetic and sophomoric.

So what else is new?

[Generator]

19. Damn, Bunnypants, did you hear this one:

The Gallup (your favorite poll!!!) has you down in Ohio. I'm laughing my ass off.

[Lex]

20. What Bush* said is illustrated in this cartoon:

[Bleacher Creature]

24. I love that cartoon.

As Josh Marshall said, it pretty much sums up the entire election.

[Nay]

87. AWESOME cartoon, Lex.

I've printed it out to use as a reply to all this type of irrelevant asinine crap the RW likes to spew.

[jezebel]

26. Is it wrong that I hope he chokes on another pretzel? A very large one NT

nt

[Mojambo]

28. How Presidential of him. n/t

[Bluebear]

30. Is he there to help hurricane victims or make cheap political shots?

YOU decide.

[troublemaker]

32. It's better than YELLOW, you little wretch.

[Beaverhausen]

51. Touche!

[Cha]

79. That's what Kerry should say or somebody

make an ad that answers their orange shit..with yellow shit!

[CrispyQ]

34. He's a mean-spirited, bullying little prick.

[Stephanie]

36. PRETZEL FACE has a lot of NERVE

[bush equals idiot]

53. Like I said...He's too busy kissin asses in Florida to take a physical.

[krkaufman]

44. I would hope that someone would point out Bush's juvenile campaigning...

... during a time of war, and that his campaign's whining that "we'd like to talk about the issues" lies a far bit from their actions.

[mzmolly]

52. Well atleast Kerry doesn't have any mugshots .

:hi:

[robbedvoter]

62. IT WILL BE ORANGE! Faux manning the cameras!

We've warned again and again that, above all else, the Kerry campaign had to guard against FOX News getting its hands on the debates.  We told you the Bush team would work any angle possible to get FOX involved, and that if the Kerry campaign allowed this, we've warned for months now, they would lose the election.  All seemed safe, as the moderators and hosts for the agreed to debates did not include FOX in any way, and it seemed unthinkable the Kerry campaign would allow FOX into the mix.

But now we learn, as reported by CNN, FOX News will be entirely in control of the camera coverage for the entire media during the most important of the debates, the very first one scheduled for Thursday night.

If the Kerry camp allows this, they will likely lose the election.

The images broadcast during a debate are arguably more important than what is said.  And by being by chosen to man the pool camera for the first debate, FOX News will have entire control over what America sees and how they see it.

And, as if there were any question, FOX News is making clear they will take every opportunity to catch Kerry sweating or with a weird face when he isn't talking or anything unflattering anytime - even against the negotiated rules agreed to by the candidates.

As CNN reports:  "Because of journalistic standards, we're not going to follow outside restrictions," said Paul Schur, a spokesman for Fox News, which is manning the pool camera for the first debate Thursday in Miami, Florida."
http://www.moderateindependent.com/v2i18chumpcheck3.htm

[cali]

One expects no more

from bush. Alas, I just read through the messages posted to regarding the comment about botox injections. The outrage expressed is so over the top. I have no idea whether or not this person is at DU to cause trouble, but if so why react so hysterically? And before you jump all over me for being new or a freeper, let me inform you that I'm neither. I've been off of DU for about a year, lost my old password and have a new email address. My previous DU name was clar.

[Chelsea Patriot]

80. Hint! Hint! Honey! When the post is riddled with spelling errors....

....they're usually here to cause trouble, alas!

[bushwakker]

63. reminds me of the old man circa 1992

babbling incoherently.

[jeanmarc]

67. Red Nosed Bastard Makes Joke

Hey, George! How's your liquor?!!!

[DemFromMem]

83. Red nose

Someone other than Kerry - maybe Carville - has to mention Bush's nose has been looking awefully red lately. Then be very coy about saying more. Good way to get some attention for what we know is going on in Bush's personal life.

[drscm]

89. Only makes it clear that Rove feeds the media its lines and

that he has them in his back pocket or another area close to his back pocket.

[Bullshot]

92. Like I've said in previous posts,

this constant name-calling over petty things and a lack of discussion of the issues is a clear sign that Bush and Cheney are running scared and feel like they have nothing to run on but insults to Kerry and Edwards.

It's deja vu all over again. It's just like Bush vs. Clinton in 1992.

[Gin]

93. I'd rather be orange...................than chicken YELLOW!

g

[grasswire]

95. excellent

This should have been the Dem talking point issued to our pundits today.

"I'd rather be orange than YELLOW."

[VOX]

103. *-Cheney campaigning at grade-school level...

Complete with name-calling. And these guys are perceived as **leaders**????

[Catherine Vincent]

97. Am I hearing that the pic on drudge was photoshopped?

[nostalgicaboutmyfutr]

99. is it too much

to expect a president might act like a president....or even try?

[plax3]

100. i agree

what a cheap shot.

[Borgnine]

101. Senator looks kind of orange?

This man can't even fire off a coherent insult. Jesus Christ, I wish 50% of the American public would WAKE THE HELL UP.

[CityDem]

102. Tasteless Bastard

I hope to see the day when AWOL and Asscrack are wearing orange jumpsuits while picking up garbage along the side of I-25.