Bush-Cheney 2004: Don't Change Horses Mid-Quagmire

[leftofthedial]

You have to re-elect us! We haven't finished screwing things up yet!

Isn't this basically their position?

[Vincardog]

1. Exactly so they are saying We started this war we get to finish it

of course we started the perfect perpetual war it and we will go on forever.

[T Wolf]

2. reminds me of a Zap comic from college

Why change Dicks in the middle of a screw.
Vote for Nixon in Seventy-Two.

I just wish I could adapt this to 2004 with the same, catchy cadence.

[Arancaytar]

3. Oh-Four rhymes with war, if you strain it.

Other than that suggestion, I'm not any good with slogans.

[leftofthedial]

5. how about

unemployment, fear and war
bush and dick in oh-four

[Arancaytar]

15. nice!

It's missing a syllable in the second line, though, with 7/6. 'cheney' rather than 'dick' might do the trick, but it'd sadly take away all the... let's call it imagery.

Zero-four?

[leftofthedial]

16. okay

unemployment, fear and war
vote bush and dick in oh-four

[leftofthedial]

4. I remember that one

Find out what a Dick and a Bush are for
Elect the bushgang in 2004


not quite . . .

[MsTryska]

6. it's hard work! we're working really hard, but

we just haven't turned the corner into full on FUBAR yet. and i'm here to tell ya...it's hard work!

[leftofthedial]

11. now THAT sounds like a mixed message!

LOL

[MsTryska]

13. Well...we're working hard....

it's hard work. ;-)

[whistle]

7. Right on the money.....

...unfortunately it is the American tax payer's money that is being squandered and given away.

[BlueEyedSon]

8. "Don't change Horsemen in the middle of an Apocalypse."

[DinahMoeHum]

9. IOW, don't change dicks in the middle of a screw, right?

:evilgrin:

[kodi]

10. pardner, the water's so deep, i'm thinking we be needing us a bigger horse

.

[realFedUp]

12. They shoot horses don't they...

an old movie line but if your horse is
lame, ya put em out of his grief.

Legally.

[girl gone mad]

14. At least Johnson, for all his faults, had the dignity..

not to run again.

[dolstein]

17. "Don't change your underwear after you've been in a car crash"

Isn't that really what they're saying?

[leftofthedial]

18. I'm not sure what that means exactly

but it sounds great!

My mama always told me to change my underwear BEFORE the proverbial car crash.