Think the Arizona Daily Star will post my LTTE? I doubt it.

[SammyBlue]

Here is my letter: Think their corrupt, corporate masters will allow it? I know the Arizona Republic will ignore me, as will the AZ Daily Sun. So, they aren't worth my time.

To: The Arizona Daily Star
Re: Minuteman project to Expand (4/19/05)

It is with great comfort that I write this letter thanking the Minutemen for their tireless work protecting me from the dangers of brown people run amok. In fact, thank you for the entire conservative movement; without you, homosexuals would be destroying straight marriages by making straight men turn gay and America would be infested with foreigners and other miscreants who don't love the flag, motherhood and apple pie.

Mr. Simcox and Mr. Gilchrist are doing a fantastic job protecting Arizonans from the horrors of brown-ness gone foul that they are planning to expand their endeavor into other states, including two on the northern border. What a great concept! In fact, they, according to Tuesday's Star, chose Michigan and Idaho. Fantastic! What great states to start controlling the Canadian menace. . .one state's border with Canada is apx. 40 miles long, the other is a WATER border where the only land touching Canada is the I-75 bridge at Sault Ste. Marie! Fabulous. Of the over 3600 miles of Canadian border, including the 1200 miles of Alaska, Simcox and Gilchrist will be protecting less than 5% of it, and a majority of that 5% is a water border where Lakes Michigan, Huron and Superior meet!

Keep up the good work lads. . .you are proving that racists and bigots with too much time on their hands who start vigilante border watch groups, muttering incoherent slogans about soverignity and freedom can prove to be just as foolish as the ones who wear brown shirts and white robes.

[cdb]

1. I like it!

Nice job, too bad it will never see the light of day, in print, anyhow...