Hey, Tucsonans: You've heard of "The Cool Church," right?

[Fridays Child]

In my humble opinion:

David McAllister, the guy who runs that operation, is a cult leader wannabe.

Here is his website. After the intro page, notice how most of the pages are topped with a halo encircling his head, while some weird, ethereal music plays.

I might have actually posted about this freak before but check out this very recent screen cap of his page on "sex facts:"



In case the print is too small for you, it says, in part:

"Sex is very important to our Pastor Davey. He has to have it sometimes three or four times a day, on demand. That's why he teaches our men that they need to have 'release' as much as possible."

And in the next paragraph:

"We want you to know that all homosexuals want your sons for their pleasure and Pastor Davey will do everything to teach them that sex is for marriage, a marriage where the man is on top, always on top."

Now, maybe it's just me, but I've seen Pastor Davey and he sets my gaydar to pinging something furious. I must be wrong, though, because I know that good Christian fundie pastors never take walks on the wild side and that Pastor Haggard Davey is absolutely not speaking from experience or wishful thinking.

By the way, the "sex facts" page was scrubbed, sometime within the last couple of weeks. This makes me curious. Did Pastor Davey see the error of his ways or did his income providers congregation threaten to revolt?