Shit is about to blow in AZ.

[lonestarnot]

Societal rats have nawed holes through the box and are eating one another. Cops shooting, walmart stealing money, parents offing the kids then themselves, bank robbings today 5, burning down their shit so they don't have to pay, just look at the shit it's disgusting, and I don't like the website but here's the link http://www.azfamily.com/ Even selling rotten beef to kill people off. :hi:

[PSzymeczek]

1. Where in AZ, exactly? n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Azerbaijan?

It's where Garry Kasparov was born.

[lonestarnot]

11. Rioting at the state in Florence, and sherreeef joey is shaking everyone down

for shanks due to rumors of racial riot about to take place or something like that. Sheriff Joey is an asswipe.

[drmeow]

42. Asswipes have a good purpose -

cleanliness.

Sheriff Joe does not.

However, I would agree with using Sheriff Joe as an asswipe ... that is, smearing shit all over him and flushing him down the sewer (Oh, wait, he's a carcinogenic environmental pollutant. SIGH).

[lonestarnot]

7. Pugs at the capital

http://www.azfamily.com/news/homepagetopstory/stories/phoenix-news-062709-state-budget.122974c6.html

Snort!

[EFerrari]

2. Well, at least Spring training is over.

[sasquatch]

3. Cops shooting?

:shrug:

[lonestarnot]

6. Roger. Here on that

http://www.azfamily.com/news/homepagetopstory/stories/peoria-news-062909-officer-involved-shooting.1ab4773b.html

[sasquatch]

9. Well that's what happens when you live somewhere that 1) doesn't have water 2) doesn't have a winter

[drmeow]

43. For a place that doesn't have a winter

AZ has some pretty incredible snow skiing

[Codeine]

5. Are you drunk tonight?

:shrug:

[Hekate]

12. Many weird posts one after the other. Inquiring minds want to know. nt

[lonestarnot]

32. Twisted local news night. That's all. Carry on.

:patriot:

[lonestarnot]

13. Nope, don't drink much.

:hi: :smoke:

[Matariki]

15. Ha! You beat me to that!

[provis99]

8. Shucks, that's just an ordinary afternoon in west Detroit.

[Skittles]

25. or any major American city, actually

[Learning Nomad]

10. Actually, things seem to be OK in Phoenix

except it's hot and unusually humid and Sheriff Joe is locking down all inmates because of an expected intra-jail battle between the Blacks and Hispanics.

[lonestarnot]

14. Guess you don't read much.

:shrug:

[Learning Nomad]

17. Actually, I live here rather than read about it

and I note that your handle seems to be from Texas (Lonestar).

[lonestarnot]

18. My "handle" snort

:rofl: My screen name has nada to do with Tejas, nada zip zilch. Like I said, you must not read much!

[Learning Nomad]

20. well, I definitely don't drink as much as you seem to

[lonestarnot]

21. Is that lucky for me or lucky for you? Do you drive in my neighborhood?

:D

[girl gone mad]

16. I was in Phoenix last month..

I used my credit card at a gas station (the only place I used it) and the number was stolen. They managed to get several cash advances before I noticed. I thought the whole incident was strange. I've never had my CC number stolen by a gas station attendant before and I don't know how they were able to get cash without the pin number.

[lonestarnot]

19. The thieves manage to put some contraption in the swiper to get the number.

Never can be too careful apparently. :scared:

[AzNick]

27. Or a camera on top

I am back to using cash, now, except for when I fill up and at Costco.

Using cash allows me to budget myself better and not succomb to temptation, but I also avoid that type of issue.

[lonestarnot]

28. Costco! Isn't that the only place for gas?

:D

[AzNick]

22. "5-year-old dies after accidentally shooting himself in Mesa home"

Why that crap does not make me feel bad anymore... Probably because you grow immune to it.

So much junk going on in here, it's not even funny.

Idiots who leave their guns in full view, or in the top drawer, never in the safe.

My drummer (I play bass) is a firefighter, one a week a meth lab on fire, but good thing is when they show up, it's already all burned up, so not much work to do except douse the neighbors' houses (I mean trailer or mobile home) just in case...

And every 4 years that chicken douchebag self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America gets reelected because people don't know better.

I want out of the Valley, move to new England, or Chicago, and I don't care if it gets cold over there.

[lonestarnot]

24. Can't say that I blame you one bit!

Cat just grabbed my damn toe. He's going nuts tonight too! Wants more of the bed I guess!

[cherokeeprogressive]

23. Arizona is an awesome place!

I blew a tire between feenicks and toosahn at 80 per, with a passenger on back and about a hundred pounds of cargo. Got the bike into the emergency lane while looking for a soft place to land and got it stopped without kissing the pavement. Tucson Harley Davidson sent a flatbed, transported me and the Ms. to the hotel of our choosing in toosahn, and took my scooter to the dealer. They picked us up the next morning, dropped us off at a cool breakfast place, then washed my bike and topped off the oil.

Oh wait, that was a Harley thing, not an Arizona thing.

Nevermind.

[AzNick]

26. You realize you spelled Tucson correctly once? nt

[cherokeeprogressive]

29. I spelled the name of a Harley Davidson dealership right once... thank you very much.

I always get those right.

[Aqaba]

30. You think its bad now...

...just wait until the general consenus is 'We don't have any water anymore'.

The American Southwest great cities are doomed, Vegas and Phoenix are foremost on the chopping block.

[ThoughtCriminal]

31. This is small time stuff compared to what the GOP AZ Legislature

is up to. All circus, no bread.

[lonestarnot]

33. Geeze, I thought I brought them up first, must have been another thread.

:shrug:

[create.peace]

34. da dum dum de dum de dum

They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
And Texas needs rain.

The whole world is festering
With unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans,
The Germans hate the Poles

Italians hate Yugoslavs
South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much

But we can be grateful
And thankful and proud
That man's been endowed
With a mushroom shaped cloud

And we know for certain
That some happy day
Someone will set the spark off
And we will all be blown away

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
What nature doesn't do to us
Will be done by our fellow man.

[lonestarnot]

35. Oh yippee.

:(

[tucsonlib]

36. Curiously,

all this mayhem seems to be confined to the County of Maricopa.

Inconceivable!

Maricopa - Home of the toughest shewiff in the country!
Maricopa - Motto - "Family Values 'R' Us!"


But just as soon as those new bills become law...when everyone can carry concealed weapons - no permit required....into restaurants and bars; when those new restrictions on a woman's right to choose go into effect......THEN things are sure to improve. Sens. Kyl and McCain PROMISE!

http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm

[Catshrink]

37. You forgot fireworks!

We'll be able to buy the real thing! How cool is that! Of course the fire departments and burn units were opposed but what do they know? The neoLibertarians in the Leg. want no government intrusion into our lives -- oh, except when it has to do with women's bodies. Then they want full control.

[tucsonlib]

39. I Hadn't Heard That!

I have a confession to make......

I CAN"T WAIT! I LOVE shooting off fireworks!

i'm sooo embarrassed....


:party: :bounce: :nuke:

[Catshrink]

40. Don't blow your fingers off!

My uncle was a fireman. When we were kids, we had the best fireworks -- he used to shoot off the ones he'd confiscated. It was really cool. He'd say: "You kids don't do this, promise?" and let let go.

[Catshrink]

38. And with any luck, the state shuts down tomorrow.

That will be loads of fun.

[troubleinwinter]

41. And Mandi Ankle was arrested

I can't imagine why she would draw anyone's attention.

[blueamy66]

44. All I have to say is

:wtf: