Enjoy...Mountain Lion paranoia in Atherton

[cally]

I got a much needed laugh from this article.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/28/national/28lions.html?n=Top%2fNews%2fNational%2fU%2eS%2e%20States%2c%20Territories%20and%20Possessions%2fCalifornia

In California Enclave, Cougars Keep the People at Bay

Mr. Thomas's tools include a 10-million-candlepower spotlight that can illuminate his backyard like a Wal-Mart parking lot; a military-issue device that amplifies sound by a factor of 10; and a half-dozen Gen 3 Night Vision Scopes, which would outline a cougar in green if he ever spotted one.

But his most effective weapon is the computer he uses to send e-mail alerts to those living in what he dubs his "sector." The electronic missives, long and chatty, report in great detail on every sighting reported to him by neighbors and include references to, say, the speed with which this "apex predator" could kill a child.

"These e-mails have gotten everyone stirred up into such a frenzy that people think mountain lions are knocking on people's doors, ready to come in," said Terry Palmisano, a senior wildlife specialist with the Fish and Game Department. Ms. Palmisano said that one supposed sighting turned out to be a 10-pound tabby cat, another a raccoon.

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"This gentleman," he said of Mr. Thomas, "is finding excuses to pander to his own irrational fears. If he were concerned about the welfare of children, he'd be organizing around bicycle helmets, crossing guards, seat belts, child molesters, television advertising or any of a long list of factors that represent a greater threat than mountain lions."

[davidinalameda]

1. it wouldn't move into wilderness areas

you wouldn't be bothered by wildlife

pretty damn simple to me

[Book Lover]

2. I am shocked, just shocked

that wildlife has the nerve to live on acres and acres of Atherton's greenlands.

Actually, I am also cracking up at the thought of these filthy rich imbeciles cowering in fear inside their spacious homes. Yes, I'm a terrible person at times...