Man ‘Engulfed In Flames’ At San Francisco Porn Shop

[Viva_La_Revolution]

Source: CBS

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) — A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5.

The fire occurred at an adult arcade at Sixth and Mission streets just after 6 p.m.

Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames,” an SFPD spokesman said.

Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned and extinguished the flames.

Read more: http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2011/04/13/man-engulfed-in-flames-at-san-francisco-porn-shop/

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Headline of the Day Award!

[Warren DeMontague]

1. That's Hot.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8gSpttycJoo/TZHRSGVB7lI/AAAAAAAAAD4/91Hbz68Wqno/s1600/paris+hilton+to+work+in+die+hard+5+with+bruce+willis.jpg

[Joe Bacon]

16. Holy Elvis! He got a hunk a chunk o' Burnin Love!

It's coming closer and the flames were a lickin' his body...

[Turbineguy]

2. Using lubricant

with a low flashpoint?

[Adsos Letter]

6. !

:spray: Best line of the thread!

[plumbob]

12. I thought no lubricant and the friction got out of hand!

So to speak.

I'm sure I'm going to hell for joking about someone who really had a serious accident, but oh well...

[Ian David]

3. My completely uninformed speculation: He was freebasing in a porn booth. n/t

[jtuck004]

4. No, he was eating cookies with milk. He dipped the cookie in the milk and the shit blew up. eom

Thanks for that, and all your work, Richard

[Hell Hath No Fury]

10. Given the neighborhood, I would agree with you.

:(

I had a guy set fire to his car in front of my hosue from freebasing, and a neighbor set his house on fire doing the same.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. That was my first thought, too.

Elementary, Dear Watson.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Calling Fred Phelps

This one is a slam dunk for him and other Christian moralists who want to highlight the penalties of sin.
LOL

[BOG PERSON]

7. this is the natural consequence of looking at pornographic images

you burst into flames. it is an established scientific fact.

[liberation]

8. "Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned...."

Obviously, life threatening injury is no joke. But that part of the news was just classic.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

9. 6th & Mission --

I was not surpised to see both police and firefighters were found nearby -- it is a very dicely neighborhood, especially at night. There are few places I will not walk in SF, but that is one that gives me great pause. I used to file documents at the 9th Circuit with is right there and, even in broad daylight, I would get in and out of the area as quickly as possible.

[xchrom]

11. My self? I was never able to get those two sticks rubbing together

To actually start a fire.

[thelordofhell]

13. Those weren't sticks

:spray:

[EmmettKelly]

14. And rather than helping to extinguish the guy

the rest of the patrons ran up to the counter demanding to know what the movie was.

[Javaman]

15. Too easy.

hope he recovers.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

17. Ok so I've heard of hairy palms and blindness, but spontaneous combustion???!!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

19. This could lead to a new and interesting warning label on porn.

Warning!: Serious friction may result. Use non flammable lubricants only.


:hide:

[mackerel]

20. LOL