Here in CO, we have a priest running around naked. Apparently, clothing chafes.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

Thus requiring one to run in the nude at the local high school track.

FREDERICK - A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after police said he went jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise at a high school running track.
The 53-year-old Reverend Robert Whipkey told officers he had been running naked at a high school track, and did not think anyone would be around at that time of day.

Officer Donald Loveless of the Frederick Police Department asked Whipkey why he had decided to go jogging without wearing any clothing.

"I'm a heavy man, and wearing clothing while running makes me sweat profusely," Whipkey reportedly said, then added, "I know what I did was wrong."

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=7509

MKJ

[MissMarple]

1. Ewww...but what about the chaffing?

That is just nasty.