Police search for Moron

[denverbill]

Source: 9News Multimedia Holdings Corporation

AURORA - Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.
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Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants.

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I thought LBN could use a good laugh. Not over the story itself, of course, just the headline.

[FSogol]

1. Bet he had a tough time in school.

"Hey Moron!"
"Yes, Mrs. Finley?"

[robt6750]

13. hahaha

[Toon Me Out]

15. fooled me

i thought this was a Beck lead-in and he'd finally really snapped

[FiveGoodMen]

2. Shouldn't take long. You can find them just about everywhere.

[denverbill]

3. They should start at Free Republic. n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

5. "We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat!"

[robt6750]

14. +2000

[abelenkpe]

4. Wonder if his life would have been different

if he had changed his name?

[Frisbee]

7. To Moran, perhaps?

:rofl:

[abelenkpe]

9. LOL! :) nt

[Javaman]

10. Zing! nt

[El Supremo]

6. It's pronounced Mor-ón

Or he probably says so.

I almost posted this but thought is was too moronic. :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

8. Moron with a capital M made me think the article was going to be about Bush.

:evilgrin:

[Javaman]

11. Any wonder he has a criminal record with a name like that?

he must have had a hell of a middle school experience.

"excuse me, are you Mr. Moron?"

[DesertDiamond]

12. ROFL!