Dear Connecticut Post,
I would like to personally thank you for not responding to my previous email, regarding the July 2002 memo in which it was shown that the Bush administration deliberately lied to get the US involved in the Iraqi war. The May 2nd revelation and reporting of this memo in the British press that I wrote to you about is surely not something of value to the American people. Impeachable offenses that 88 Congressmen are enquiring about and that are committed by the office of President are simply not news, as there is nothing “new” about them. So, it makes sense for your paper to have covered the following stories since May 2nd in lieu of the “smoking-gun” memo:
May 2nd, a Connecticut cowboy, playing music with bluegrass legends:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2700866May 3rd, tiger cubs born at Beardsley Zoo:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2702829May 4th, a tree limb falling on a motorcyclist, killing him, was ruled an accident:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2707751May 5th, a scandal about “The Tony Danza Show”:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2709445May 6th, an update on the breaking tiger cubs’ story:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2718157May 7th, skateboarders in Milford:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2719647May 8th, a mysterious letter sent to a Monroe woman:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2722139May 9th, a Seymour puppy survives knife attack:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2723060May 10th, a new bookstore in Milford:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2724515May 11th, a man in Oxford is scalded by his car radiator:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2726088May 12th, the annual Garlic Festival at Notre Dame is no more:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2729653May 13th, a suspect is arrested for allegedly scratching a SUV:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2732008May 14th, 9 kittens in Seymour get sick:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2734974May 15th, deer escapes cold ocean water:
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_2736501Please keep up the good work and I will continue to tell my friends in Connecticut about how they can get the latest up-to-date news about cowboys, tiger cubs, tree limbs falling on motorcyclists, kittens, deer, slain puppies, and “The Tony Danza Show” scandal in your paper.
Sincerely,
xxx
xxx, CT resident
P.S. For the purpose of making you smile at the power that you possess over your readers, I have attached the original email below.
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Subject: Bush Deliberately Lied And Should Be Impeached
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