Police: Woman Says "Bite Me"; Cop Complies

[BlueJessamine]

Source: Hartford Courant

MERIDEN — - Banter among co-workers at the Connecticut Police Academy went too far when an adjunct instructor took another's remark to "bite me" too literally, according to an arrest warrant.

Francis Woodruff, who is also a training coordinator at the Meriden Police Department, bit a license and applications analyst in the arm, leaving teeth marks and bruising, the warrant says.

Woodruff was arraigned Tuesday at Superior Court in Meriden on charges of disorderly conduct and second-degree reckless endangerment. He was released on a promise to appear.

Woodruff, 51, told state police that he was "horsing around" and only pretended to bite Rochelle Wyler, with whom he constantly jokes. Both are employed by the Police Officer Standards and Training Council.


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[ZombieHorde]

1. I have to side with the cop on this one, if you don't someone to bite you, don't

tell them to bite you. This is like getting mad at someone for masturbating after telling them to fuck themselves.

[enlightenment]

3. Umm - not exactly.

The person whacking off isn't inflicting damage on the person who told them to do it . . . ;)

[Sydnie]

4. Ummm ... they could if their aim was good

I know, I'm bad. :rofl:

[enlightenment]

5. hmm - true.

That could sting if it hit an eye . . . :evilgrin:

[CLANG]

10. Oh! That sucks. Must eat lotsa mangoes.

[DeSwiss]

8. Oh yeah?

:shrug: - Well..... what if she meant "byte me?"

K&R

[CLANG]

12. You'd have to give her 8 bit-o-honeys

[ZombieHorde]

15. Hmmm..,you may be right.

I guess context is important.

[Lance_Boyle]

2. talk about your frivolous suits

I wish the judge who hears this one could have them both removed from the force. And sterilized for good measure.

[FSogol]

6. Next time they better say, "Eat my shorts" n/t

[Downwinder]

7. Good thing she didn't say "eat me."

Would have been a case of cannibalism.

[DeSwiss]

9. Or at the least, cunnilingalism.... n/t

[ckimmy57]

14. Oh God

I was just thinking the same thing when I saw your reply :rofl:

[Ian David]

11. I didn't know there was a Meriden in Florida! Oh, wait. Nevermind. n/t

[madmom]

13. This happened to my mom. When they were young marrieds, my mom always

would tell my dad to "bite my ass" (in jest of course) well he did, she didn't after that. So the story goes.