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any odd things one should know about purchasing real estate in Delaware
Well, there's not as much of it as there is anywhere else. The only "odd" thing is that Delaware *requires* an attorney to be present at closing.
We *do* have an admission test, though.
First, you must spell 'Rehoboth', which you have already passed, and LynneSin has failed. Always remember, "there's a hobo in Rehoboth". Don't say it if you have a cold, because it will sounds as if you are trying to state the other obvious fact about Rehoboth. (just kidding, don't shoot me)
Other items on the test include:
1. At which intersection did the Dairy Queen used to be? (you will score bonus points if you say it was right near where the Putt-Putt used to be)
2. Pronounce "Newark", "Loockerman", "Leipsic", and "Hockessin".
3. Name three fibers invented by DuPont. In fact, pronounce "DuPont" the name of the company (bonus points for the full name), and then pronouce "DuPont" as if you were referring to someone in the family.
4. Where is "The Christmas Weed?"
5. Fill in the blank. "Wilmington, a place to _______ somebody"
(a) meet (b) beat (c) greet (d) eat (e) none of the above
6. Grotto or Nicola?
7. The News Journal headline says, "Missing Bear Man Last Seen On (your street)". If you see him, you should:
(a) find your shotgun (b) call the circus (c) give him directions home (d) be glad you live in Metroform
(Shhhh... yeah, I know... it's a trick question)
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