Dumb joke: What did Delaware?

[Field Of Dreams]

New Jersey!

[bowens43]

1. I was going to say

Rhode Island....but of course that makes no sense. ;-)

[Field Of Dreams]

3. LOL -- Another shout out from Maryland ... hello Delaware!

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[JimmyJazz]

2. oh yeah - what did Idaho?

[havocmom]

4. I dunno. Alaska

;)

[Field Of Dreams]

5. Groan!

Now I don't feel so bad!

[Sanity Claws]

7. LOL

I didn't get it at first.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

6. Ida hoed potatoes. n/t

[NuckinFutz]

8. If Arkansas what Kansas saw,

What did Tennessee?

[Rowdyboy]

9. I remember a children's joke about Miss Issippi asking Miss Ouri

what will Dela wear. The answer of course was "I don't know but Al aska...

[LynneSin]

10. Maybe we can stick with the Brazillian jokes

:eyes:

[havocmom]

11. LOL Yeah, I hear there are More than A Million!

:evilgrin:

[Devra]

12. I was taught I different version

arkansas delaware a new jersy. yeah it's corny I know

[DawnneOBTS]

13. LOL!

At least it was another Blue State.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

14. So this guy's talking to his buddy on the bus . . .

and he says "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses, dey come. Den I come again, den two asses, dey come again, den I come, den pee twice. Den I come again."

So this *shocked* DU Moderator turns to the guy and says "I don't know where YOU come from, Sir, but around here, we don't talk that way!"

And the guy says "Hey, I'm-a only telling m'friend here how to spell Mississippi!"

Ba-dum-bum!