"When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule"

[bunkerbuster1]

Ok, aren't any of my fellow Georgians offended by this?
Or is it just those who grew up on farms?

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more

Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

[flamin lib]

1. I sent this to my address book list and was accused of

passing on a hoax. Nope, it's on the Fox Radio website and there is an audio of it as well.

These are the guys who want to tell the rest of us about family values . . .

[Sanity Claws]

2. Hmmm, and his family name is Horsley

My guess is that the fondness for equines runs deep in his family.

[bunkerbuster1]

11. "Horsley, horsley, on your way

We've been together for many a day
So let your tail go swish and your wheels go 'round
Giddy up! we're homeward bound..."

Crap. Another piece of childhood innocence, forever shattered.

[Inland]

13. Maybe Bush has tried to milk him. nt

[formerrepuke]

3. EEEEEWWWWWWW.. he really admitted this? I doubt this

practice is very common.. except among loonies like Colmes.

[ET Awful]

7. It's not Colmes, it's Horsley that has a thing for the burros :) n/t

[bunkerbuster1]

10. Mules. Not burros.

Mules are sterile. I guess that makes it ok?

[havocmom]

4. Never met ANY farm boy that damn dumb

or so homely he had to resort to a mule. Or tall enough to resort to a mule ;)

[ET Awful]

5. Which is why I came up with a new logo for the anti-choicers

[Ganja Ninja]

6. All I can say is,

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick::kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick::kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

[onehandle]

8. "It has historically been the case."

I don't think so you freak. Of course there has to be a reason for the jokes. But everybody growing up on a farm? I doubt President Carter would agree.

I know nothing about farm life. I grew up in Atlanta. Take Atlanta out of Georgia and you've got Mississippi.

[fob]

9. You think that's why bush* was so excited about buying his "ranch"?

He missed out on all the "mule lovin'" whilst growing up in Maine and just couldn't wait to start "clearing brush", nudge nudge, knowhutimean, knowhutimean?

[bunkerbuster1]

12. Don't joke about the President having sex with farm animals!

That's the First Lady's job.