I wouldn't mind living in a place where the mayor was named "Mufi"...

[KamaAina]

if he weren't a vicious little homophobe, as well as a closet repuke who proudly displayed pictures of himself beside St. Ronald of Raygun.

Of course, all neighbor islands are presently in the iron grip of open repukes. What am I supposed to do? Go to Illinois and get a "Land of Obama" license plate to put on myt snowblower?!

edit: vicious. "Vicous" implies that he flows slowly as well as being a hateful bigot.