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after all, you can't be a gib league city without baseball. I mean, when you think of large, powerful cities in this country, what comes to mind, Tampa? Phoenix? Kansas City? Milwaukee? not Washington. Who cares that we have the lowest unemployment in the country and the fastest economic growth? who care that we are the (with apologies to New York) center of the Free World? Who cares that we have every other professional sport (hell, we have semi pro women's rugby) but without baseball, we are peoria. It is vitally important that our mayor spent monthso f time and hundreds of millions of dollars to get a monopolist employer to move to town and employ literally dozens of people at minimum wage! Who cares that ourschool system is among the worst in the country, that our city buildings, including the schools, are collapsing from age and lack of maintenance? who cares that we have lead in our water, a sewer system that dumps sewage right into the river (which, by the way runs right next to the new stadium...mmm, ever smelled he Anacostia in summer? hope it'sa domed stadium)
who cares about all that? we've finally, after 30 years of groveling, been patted on the head by an industry with a 100 year track record of failing in this town, and have been given the right to spend a half billion dollars on a playground for the wealthy. who cares that weget no ownership stake in the team? who cares that we get no revenue from the stadium? who cares that we're biulding a parking lot that a private company gets the revnue from? who cares that we're displacing 500 good paying jobs for 500 minimum wage ones? we've got baseball, baby! we're major league!
all silliness aside: two predictions:
1: this won't happen. something will go awry.
2: if it does happen, the team will not make the playoffs for 15 years, by which time, they will have wrung concessions from the city to pay them more moeny.
3: the team will sell out at RFK next year, but will never sell out the new stadium.
4: in a decade, the area around the stadium will still remain undeveloped.
5: the smell of the Anacostia will make this the worst stadium to see a game in in the nation.
6: the team will move the instant the lease ezpires.
deal with it, DC, we're spending a half billion dollars we don't have to get raped.
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