Just because no one here has done it yet.....

[Debi]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


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I love you Iowa Forum!!!!!!! :loveya:

[MaggieSwanson]

1. Nooooooooo!

I'll forgive you, but just this once...

-M

[Debi]

6. It had to be done

You didn't want Iowa left out in the cold did ya? :shrug:

[rurallib]

2. Debi, If you are at a Nussle rally and he asks for questions -

could you tell that joke? I'd just love to see (or hear) what he would do. Of course, I am not too sure he'd get the joke, so be prepared to explain it too him.

[Debi]

4. Like I'd ever be at a Nussle rally....

only if it were held on April Fool's Day :puke:

[Critters2]

8. I ALWAYS went to Stewie Iverson's Town Meeting/Rally thingies

Got to the point where he'd call me by name--with this tone of dread in his voice that I enjoyed more than I should have.

[progressoid]

3. Right back at ya.

Dubya's closest advisors came to visit him at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had supposedly given up drinking years ago.

When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn’t much of an accomplishment.

"Ah, but you’re wrong. I did it in record time."

When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months.

Again, they told him that wasn’t that great.

"Oh yeah?" said the commander in chief, "Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!"


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Now, where's that groaner smiley??

[Debi]

5. This smilie might work better for this thread!

[CornField]

7. I heard that one originally as a blonde joke

I like it better as a GWB joke. :)

[Bluzmann57]

9. An oldie but a goodie

When I walked into the grocery store the other day, I saw GW Bush staring at an orange juice container. I asked him what he was staring at and he replied, "Well, that container says concentrate, so I am.". :crazy: