Signs for Mann Coulter's appearance

[proud2BlibKansan]

I was thinking of making a sign that says

WICKED WITCH OF THE RIGHT

Greetings from the Land of Ahs!

What do you all think?

[Lucky Luciano]

1. I am sure she loves the attention. nt

[imenja]

2. I'm starting to think some on DU secretly lust after Coulter

This obsession with one crazed pundit is absurd.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. She is coming here

and I think we have a duty to let her know that not all Kansans support her hateful rhetoric. The day after her appearance, I will go back to ignoring her.

[atommom]

4. Can you make one of her being crushed by a house?

Not that I advocate dropping houses on witches, but she is visiting Tornado Alley .... :D

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. I like that idea

and how about this one?

http://tinypic.com/view.html?pic=211w21

[atommom]

8. LOL! That picture is just begging for some horns and a little goatee.

[zbdent]

5. Dress as Austin Powers -

your sign should say "She's a MAN, baby!"

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. another great idea!

LOL

[zbdent]

9. Please mark it on your calendar

zbd had a great idea . . .

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. It IS marked

I am starting to get kind of excited about it.
hee hee

[Somawas]

11. I usually refer to her as (Tr)Ann Coulter-

think of the Freepers who think she's hot, having to think that they are lusting after a former guy.

[atommom]

12. If you need more inspiration (which I doubt) ...

Here's a little Ann-bashing piece from Voice of the White House. Probably completely fictional, but it's funny. ;)

There is a rumor going the rounds of the Press Corps that in real life Ann Coulter is a man. He/she was once Arthur Coltrane from Pickens County, Georgia, who went to Denmark when he/she was a teenager for a sex-change operation to become a woman, the operation being paid for by his/her wealthy and doting mother, Darlene Coltrane, heiress to a hog-farming fortune. The consensus about "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane in the Press Room is that ONLY a gay man could have such a vicious mouth on him/her. People are saying that his/her stunning blond locks are really a wig, which he/she got in a Copenhagen sex-toys and drag-queen supply shop, when his/her own hair fell out after the hormone shots took effect.

Having seen what makeup could do for drag queen Ru Paul, who in real life is a VERY plain-looking black man, everyone finds it not surprising that "Ms." Ann Coulter/Coltrane would have shunned his/her family hog-farming business for the brighter lights of the big city, since we have heard that without all that Danish foundation cream, he/she might easily have been mistaken for one of the livestock.

[DrCorday]

13. secretly a MAN!

"I'm melting... I'm melting!!!"

I don't know, I'm one for the simple, punchy, "COULTER = BITCH," but last time she came to my state, she got egged. Go figure. It was funny, though.

[myopicgaze]

14. A more constructive approach

It's nice to let off steam and...lord knows she deserves it. But it's counterproductive because it simply plays into the right-wing persecution complex. I think all of the signs protesting Coulter's speeches should say "Ann Coulter says..." followed by a remark of hers. Pick any of her columns at random for outrageous BS. Or you can go to a site like http://www.coulterwatch.com/ for some of Annie's pithy remarks. Of course people will claim that we're taking her out of context...they always do. Just challenge them. Challenge them to demonstrate that Coulter is subtle enough to HAVE some context beyond the purely literal...have her explain what she REALLY meant. That last one works best because everytime she's asked to explain herself, she manages to look even worse. In short--use Coulter's own words, with the meaning she intended and with proper context--that's all that's necessary.

Ciao