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I dunno, maybe it is just me, but some of the KC suburbs are a little scary. I go there and think, these people (the ones with the rapture or Bush stickers) aren't really Kansans. Kansans are down-to-earth people who would give you the shirt off their back as quickly as they would give you the time of day. Too many suburbanites are like the pod people from "The Body Snatchers", they look human enough but they vote Republican too much to actually be human. It's like an episode of the "Twilight Zone", real Kansans (Democratic party members) are being replaced with GOP pods as part of an alien-GOP takeover plot. The real people? They're being turned into "Soylent Green".
Anyway, I think you were being affected by the subtle smell of Soylent Green being processed. Run! Run and tell the rest of the country before it is too late!
Okay, so I really don't know what is affecting your throat. I would guess it is seasonal (like pollen) and regional. I know that the first year I lived in Lawrence I broke out in a weird rash on my arms in the spring. It disappeared overnight when I went back to see my folks in Oklahoma on spring break and it returned shortly after I got back to Kansas. For over ten years I broke out every spring for a few weeks. It didn't matter what part of Lawrence I lived in. Over the years I must have built up a tolerance to it (whatever it is) because I haven't had any problems in close to ten years.
It isn't just me either. My brothers had the same problem. Nor was it, as suggested by our parents, an allegeric reaction to text book ink. They blamed our rash on our finally having to 'crack the books' to stay on top at college. My parents thought they were funny. So did I, I just didn't let on.
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