Concerning tonights meetup.

[evlbstrd]

It was one of the best yet. But it looks like somebody left some keys at my house. Any takers?
Oh, and proud2Blib has pictures.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. Was one of our group raptured?

What kind of keys?

Yes it was a great meetup. I will upload pictures tomorrow. Great to see everyone! :hi:

[evlbstrd]

2. I seriesly doubt it.

It's four fobs linked together and has house keys (I assume) and a GM key.

[Mabus]

3. Oh, *those* keys, don't worry about them

they came from that neo-con we picked up and lured back to your house for the midnight sacrifice to help bring on the rapture. You were passed out by that time and we had to keep to the schedule. Whattya gonna do? :shrug:

[ComerPerro]

4. What kind of car did the neoCon have?

[Mabus]

5. I think it was a hummer limo

I took it North KC and it is now a homeless shelter for about 25 people.

[evlbstrd]

6. Where'd you hide the vehicle?

And what are you doing leaving evidence at my house?

[Mabus]

9. I wasn't leaving evidence at your house

The couches were hungry.

btw, whatever you do, don't look behind the dishwasher.

[evlbstrd]

11. It's built-in.

I'll find whatever it is when it starts to smell.

[Mabus]

13. I didn't know that a hummer could smell

:wow:

[BuelahWitch]

14. .

:rofl: Guess what I'm thinking of...

[Mabus]

15. What?!?

Omigosh, that had not crossed my mind. Nope. Not my mind. Not me. Ever. :evilgrin:

[BuelahWitch]

16. Yep, THAT kind of hummer..

:rofl:

[Mabus]

18. Jeez, I make one innocent comment

and everyone takes it to mean something dirty. You all know me. I don't have a dirty mind. I'd never make a subtle sexual innuendo that would only serve to embarrass my fellow DU'ers ;)

Okay, I'm busted.

[evlbstrd]

17. Get closer to the tail pipe.

If you get my drift.

[Mabus]

19. No way. Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me half a dozen times and I eventually start to figure it out.

[evlbstrd]

21. ... won't get fooled again.

[Mabus]

23. I won't go that far

I'm duped pretty easily. Did you know my dad is a natural blond?

[evlbstrd]

25. Don't tell me,

Cherokee?

[Mabus]

27. Does it show?

:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

30. You've got blonde written all over you.

Not. But I couldn't resist the Cherokee crack.

[Mabus]

31. I knew you couldn't

Besides I like playing along.

[evlbstrd]

32. That's what makes this fun.

I like a good play-date.

[Mabus]

34. Me too.

It's even better because neither of us has to leave our respective homes. We also have other tools, like photobucket and youtube, to use when we play.

[evlbstrd]

35. And our respective rapier-like wits.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Manger?

He has a GM.

[evlbstrd]

8. No.

I just found out they're my kids keys.

[ComerPerro]

10. somebody needs to lay off the mushrooms

[evlbstrd]

12. Somebody needs to get some.

[Mabus]

20. It's 4:00, do youknow where your kids' keys are?

[evlbstrd]

22. Nope.

I haven't been home all day. Anything could have happened.

[Mabus]

24. I bet I know what happened at your house while you worked

I would bet tens of dolllars that Bear began barking uncontrollable for no apparent reason while you were at work today.

[evlbstrd]

26. That's a good bet.

Gup is staying here again, and she likes to eat wires. And the cat hates her.

[Mabus]

28. How long is Gup staying?

Good luck with the wires. If she's determined you don't stand a chance.

An ex-boyfriend of mine had a dog that suddenly developed a taste for telephones. He ate at least three that I remember. Worse, he also ate the homework once. Well, sort of. My ex was teaching a class and he brought his students' final exams home to grade. We went out somewhere and when we came back home the exams were in pieces everywhere. The dog went crazy and shredded them. I helped my ex tape the tests back together so he could grade them. Thankfully the dog just shredded but didn't eat the papers. Apparently the dog developed some type of cancer and was put down within the year. I had broken up with the guy by then.

[evlbstrd]

29. Oh, shit.

I don't really know how long she's staying. evlspwn told me tonight in the fifteen seconds I saw her before she had to go to rehearsal that she was "moving out" of the boy-house for a while. That means she's splitting time between my place and a friend's, but Gup lives here. At least there's a kennel I can keep her in while I'm gone, but, dammit, she's a smart pup and can learn not to eat the fucking house.
On the other hand, like you, I don't think I'll ever have my house to myself.

[Mabus]

33. I'll get a brief reprieve later this week

or, at the very least, some time very soon. One of my brothers is coming here to pick-up the one that's living here and take him to Oklahoma for a day or two. If that trip is successful, they will head down to Dallas for another day or two. I'm looking at a brother-free house for at least one day and maybe up to four days. Don't get me wrong, I love my family. It's just that sometimes I prefer to love them from a distance.

Oh well. The old man will still be around most of the time but I like his company. Besides he rarely leaves the computer when he's at home. I'll also have at least one whole day where I can moon my husband if I want to without fear that someone else will walk in the room. I'll be able to run a nice bath and listen to some soothing music. Now when I try to have a relaxing bath I have to try to block out whatever is blaring in the living room.

[evlbstrd]

36. Moon him for me, will ya?

I'd probably pay to see that. If I had any money, that is.
So, I have both of my kids back here, one part-time, but her dog is here. My brother will probably go off to work in Colorado for a few months, but his son will still be here. He doesn't drive (he's 22), and will need to find other work while his dad is gone. And all of these fuckers eat. There's gonna be a house meeting.