MABUS!! Front and Center!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

We have a guest! Where the fuck are your manners?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=153x7285#7295

Oh now please don't tell me you lost Jesus again. :eyes:

[evlbstrd]

1. Oh, good.

I thought she was gonna get sent to the office.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. I am considering that

Depending on how long it takes her to show herself here.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. If she is watching basketball again,

she is in trouble. :grr:

[Big Unit]

4. Gotta Be At Home

Its a home game, so she isn't traveling, and the 'Hawks don't play until this evening, so she can't be glued to the TV screen yet. Maybe she and her hubby are shopping for a BIG screen though.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. They have one

They will need a bigger house if they get a bigger TV.

[Mabus]

7. I wish

Nope, slept in. I stayed up late last night knowing the Jay Bilas was somewhere in town. I thought about trying to find him so I could sit at his feet and look up worshipfully at him while he waxed insightfully about my Jayhawks.

You do know it is a big game tonight. I'm all a-twitter waiting for tip-off (translation: I'm as nervous as a whore in church and I can go from zero to bitch in a nanosecond whenever the Admiral tries to distract me from one of my basketball religion's High Holy Days).

[Admiral Loinpresser]

8. BU,

Your Shockers are getting "awed" by the Salukis. What up?!

Also, you are invited to the Gore chat tonite. Just say "Hillary sent me."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=153x7327

[Big Unit]

11. Shock & Awed

Mabus made it very clear you were not supposed to distract her during the game. Why is the rule different for me? Oh . . . I guess we lost. But what the hey. I was born in Lawrence, and graduated from KU. Where were you born cracker? Living there don't translate into a pedigree.

[Admiral Loinpresser]

12. Now that my beloved Jayhawks have also bitten the dust,

I will focus my righteous indignation on your deeply offensive racial slur, above. On behalf of all "crackers," I most strongly protest!

[Big Unit]

13. Gotcha Loinpuller

Yea, I figured if the carpetbagger accusation didn't strike you deep enough, the cracker comment (finally aired on DU) would getcha.

Course, we are both wounded in the b-ball category, so I won't speak about that. Did you see Edwards on Meet the Press today? Whatcha think?

My personal big news of the week is that I'm finally going to Yankee Stadium. Just bought 4 tickets behind home plate on the 4th of July. One BU will be gone, but another will be there.

BIG

[Admiral Loinpresser]

14. Very cool.

Have you ever been there? Jesus, I find it hard to believe you have never been to Mecca before. Whoops, time for the Colbert disclaimer: (Islam is a great and true religion and Muhammad is its one true Prophet, peace be upon Him.) END OF COLBERT DISCLAIMER

Don't forget to take that humungous transistor radio you used to listen to the World Series at Buckner Elementary. Maybe for nostalgia's sake you should also get a burr haircut.

As to Edwards, I caught very little this morning, mainly the squirm on gay marriage. I had to walk the beast. I like him a lot on domestic policy but as to foreign policy, as Gore says (11th Commandment), "thou shalt not criticize a fellow Democrat." Therefore, to quote the immortal Rockne: "I am forced to punt!"

[Mabus]

6. It's Saturday! Can't I take one morning off?!?!

I slept in. Now I'm watching Wichita State play So. Illinois in a Mo-Val game. WSU is down by 4 right now.

I'll get over there and give her a welcome. And I promise to try NOT to scare her off.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. No you may not take a morning off

:spank:

[Mabus]

10. I'd like to call in sick then (not for the faint-hearted)

I've already spent half the morning puking my guts up. I got stupid this morning and thought I could eat before 11 a.m. I woke up starving so I made some eggs and toast. Simple food but apparently not simple enough. For some reason, no matter what I eat, my system doesn't like/tolerate food before 11. In the afternoons I can eat whatever I want.

Anyway, I've now relived my breakfast several times. I'm going to go lay down for a while and let my stomach recuperate. I just wish I knew what time zone my body is on because I know it isn't on central time.