Emasculated.

[evlbstrd]

Vilsack has dropped.

[BuelahWitch]

1. Poor guy

It must be hard to make it in life with "sack" at the end of your name. Well, maybe the DLC will take him back.

[evlbstrd]

3. He didn't do too badly.

Vilsack is his adopted name. He went from orphan to Governor.

[Fovea]

2. This campaign is going to be a financial nightmare

for the candidates.

But maybe it will be bad enough to force change.

[evlbstrd]

4. It's already very bad.

Draft Al Gore!

[Mabus]

5. I would love a reformation of the system we have

but then I'm kind of radical like that. I'd prefer that we have some form of "clean elections" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean_Elections) to cut down on corporate sponsored candidates.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Was surgery involved?

:evilgrin:

[evlbstrd]

7. Film at 11.

[Mabus]

8. Damn! We were almost finished with his campaign song

If you haven't seen Kelis' "Milkshake" video, you might want to watch it while sing along with the lyrics below. Edited to add link to Kelis' Milkshake video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3nBCXuIRbms

(with apologies to Kelis and to be clear it is "pols" as in politicos, not a misspelling of "polls".

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and I'm like,
better than yours,
damn right I'm better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and I'm like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right I'm better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the pols go crazy for,
they'd lose their minds,
the way I'd climb,
I think it's time,

lala-lalala,
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,
lala-lalala
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I’m better than yours,
damn right I’m better than yours,
I can reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I have to surge!

I can see you're on it,
You want me to reach for free,
techniques that freaks these pols,
it can't be sought,
just know voters get caught,
watch if you're smart

lala-lalala,
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,
lala-lalala
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I’d have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they're like,
I'm better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I'd have to surge!

oh once you get involved,
everyone will look this way- so,
I must maintain my charm,
same time maintain my halo,
just get the perfect venue,
plus what you can give,
when next your coin is spent,
then pols will find my tent,

lala-lalala,
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,
lala-lalala
turn it up,
lala-lalala,
the pols are waiting,

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and they’re like,
I’m better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I’d have to surge!

My vilsack brings all the pols to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I could reach you,
but I’d have to surge!

[evlbstrd]

9. And I was so looking forward to the music video.

The choreography would have been, er, stunning.

[Mabus]

10. Thanks for reminding me

I've got to cancel that shipment of lederhosen.

[evlbstrd]

12. No, don't do that!

We can use them on St. Pat's.

[Mabus]

13. Oops, too late

I called and they've already sold them to a traveling circus in Bavaria. :cry:

[evlbstrd]

15. That's it, then.

We'll have no pants on St. Patty's Day.
But we'll have plenty of Guinness and Jameson so no one will care.

[Mabus]

16. We could make clothes out of the empty six packs

You know the "First Annual Cardboard Lederhosen Contest" thingie. :shrug:

[evlbstrd]

17. Excellent idea.

You're in charge of Crafts and Activities.

[Mabus]

18. Damn, I knew I should have kept my mouth shut

:banghead:

[evlbstrd]

19. The Admiral taught me well.

[Mabus]

20. Is that what you guys talk about?

How gullible and easily manipulated I am? :grr:

[evlbstrd]

21. Never!

I ...um ... er....

[Mabus]

22. *cough* *cough* bullshit *cough* *cough*

I thought so...

[BuelahWitch]

11. I think that's why he dropped out of the race!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Mabus]

14. I think it would have helped him

but then again I wasn't really paying attention. :shrug:

[Admiral Loinpresser]

23. Two words:

Fundraising shrinkage.

[evlbstrd]

24. Those campaign waters

can get mighty cold.