Ted Nugent is playing the Maryland State Fair???

[Pendrench]

I thought I heard this on the radio the other day, and sure enough I checked the website and he's listed as the "entertainment" for August 30th.

Sad.

[jhawk_tim]

1. Why is this newsworthy? n/t

[Pendrench]

2. It's not.

[Lefty48197]

3. Hide your wimmin folk, Maryland

Old moral, conservative, family-man Teddy, might be looking to make babies with a woman that isn't his wife.

...again.

[philmo]

4. Draft-dodger.

Not to mention soiled himself repeatedly to avoid getting drafted. I'm sure he's never called someone else unpatriotic though...