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Franken's campaign target: Norm Coleman's teeth
Comedian visits the DFL caucus for tips on a possible Senate bid
BY BILL SALISBURY
Pioneer Press
If comedian and liberal talk-show host Al Franken decides to run against U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman in 2008, his campaign might feature the Minnesota Republican's teeth.
At least, that's what Franken told the Minnesota House Democratic-Farmer-Labor caucus during an appearance at the state Capitol on Thursday.
He said he envisions television ads featuring before and after photos of Coleman's teeth that St. Paul dentist Frank J. Milnar had posted on a promotional Web site to show how he fixed a gap in the senator's front teeth in 1999. The photos were widely circulated on political Web sites.
"I'm thinking of doing ads where I have Norm Coleman's old teeth say, 'We shouldn't drill in ANWR,'" Franken said, referring to the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge. "But his new teeth (say), 'Oh, we should drill there because President Bush wants to.'"
He said the commercials also would show Coleman's old and new teeth making contradictory statements on Canadian drug imports and other issues where the senator has changed positions.
Here's how he'd end the ads: "Al Franken's old teeth say, you know, 'We should be able to re-import drugs from Canada.' And his new teeth say, 'Brush your teeth and floss. Then you don't need to get new teeth.'"
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