Max Baucus op-ed: I'm Such A Shitty Senator

[Wetzelbill]

Hahaha, I found this old fake op-ed from The Onion. I had no idea Maxie was so hard on himself!!!!


I'm Such A Shitty Senator

By Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT)
May 2, 2001 | Issue 37•16

I've been "serving" the great state of Montana in the U.S. Senate since 1978. You'll notice I put "serving" in quotes, because, let's face it, I suck. My wife has been pleading with me not to say this publicly, insisting that it's not true, that I'm a capable and dedicated public servant, blah, blah, blah. Bless her dear heart, but she's just being nice. Because, folks, I am telling you, I am hands-down the shittiest senator in the history of the Senate. The worst.


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33420

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