Nebraska's 'Butt Bandit' suspect faces charges

[LiberalEsto]

Source: MSNBC

"VALENTINE, Neb.(AP) - Ten misdemeanor counts have been filed against a man Cherry County authorities believe is the vandal some townspeople have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."

Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie, of Valentine. All are misdemeanors.

Larvie is suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly."

Read more: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27912944/

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I wonder if this guy is innocent. Maybe this is where Dick Cheney has been lurking.

[MineralMan]

1. In some parts of Nebraska,

a guy's gotta find his fun where ever it may be.

[Ian David]

2. Finally, our long, national nightmare is over. n/t

[blueclown]

8. Georgie having fun again? n/t

[TlalocW]

3. I believe that was Spartacus' real name

And when everyone in the crowd stood up one by one to protect his identity, they all really said, "No, I am the Butt-Bandit!" but that didn't play well in 1950s Hollywood.

TlalocW

[XemaSab]

4. A new folk-hero is born

:patriot:

[riqster]

5. Are we sure it's not some sheep calling out for protection from Reeps?

I mean, they can't talk: and sheeps' hineys would have such emolients on them after a Republican "party caucus".

[WillParkinson]

6. Cheeky bastard....

I mean really now.

[John Q. Citizen]

7. Any connection to The Illinios Enema Bandit? (i hear he's on the loose)

[LiberalEsto]

9. Sounds like an enema of the people...

I have no idea if there's a connection, but at least the Butt Bandit's nefarious crime wave has been wiped out for now.

[cosmicone]

10. Valentine in cherry county and butt bandit ... never mind ... n/t

[JohnWxy]

11. Obviously a metaphor for what W and Republican party have been doing to the Constitution and

democracy in America.

[meegbear]

12. This thread is worthless without pics

[uppityperson]

13. "caught in the act". Poor police.

[damntexdem]

14. Moon over ...... Nebraska.

[ozymandius]

15. Read him his Miranda rights. Then buttprint him.

:hi:

[LiberalEsto]

17. Good point!

Did they identify him by his butt-print?
And will this technique be spotlighted on the TV show Forensic Files?

[pepperbear]

21. "You have the right to remain silent but deadly." n/t

[Donnachaidh]

16. butt, butt, butt...

:rofl:

[MNDemNY]

18. I'm glad to see there is no crime at all in Valentine. Sheesh.

Now that they have captured this beast. I hope they spend thousands of $ to prosecute and incarcerate him for years to come.

[Uncle Joe]

19. I'm glad they finally cracked this case, now maybe the good people of Valentine

can get it behind them.

[Faygo Kid]

20. Glad to see Sen. Vitter is getting out of Louisiana every now and then.

[moggie]

22. Indecent exposure is often a gateway to more serious sex crime

I've never heard of a butt-printer before, but the more regular kind of flasher often graduates to indecent assault or rape. So this might sound like a funny story, but it might not have been so funny if he hadn't been caught.

[bemildred]

23. No wonder the plains are depopulated. nt

[Confusious]

24. FREE THE BUTT BANDIT!! n/t

[fascisthunter]

25. ah man... I needed to read this...

thank you. I am smiling...

[boilerbabe]

26. Even more strange was an article in the same paper...

A guy got busted for stuffing his hyper kitty into a homemade bong....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29469929/