Wanted: Pop-Up Doll For When the Cops Search My Bag

[SoDesuKa]

I'm looking around for a pop-up doll that will leap up when I open my briefcase for the cops. It should have a stupid Ronald McDonald type of face, and I'd like it to make a razzing noise like a fart. I'll have to practice the move at home so I can do it smoothly.

[rawtribe]

1. Wouldn't it be fun

if they looked in your bag and found one of these

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

:evilgrin:

[kestrel91316]

2. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

11. How in the world did you find this?

Forget it, I don't want to know.

[Erika]

3. And have it blow up with the middle finger prominent

and a sign inflating saying "I just know that every fifth bag searched will keep me safe"

[trogdor]

13. And wearing a Red Sox hat.

And a Cheers T-Shirt.

[applegrove]

4. You might get hurt. I know you are just releaving tension. Don't do it!

[aquart]

5. People get killed with brilliant ideas like this.

There ain't no one more nervous than a cop opening a full, strange bag.

Because his life is at stake and he risks it every day to keep your ass safe.

[SoDesuKa]

8. Female Cops

A lot of New York cops are female. Can you restate your post to avoid the sexist language?

[ispeculate]

6. I swear I was thinking about doing the same thing today...

it just wouldnt be worth doing without getting it on video.

In my opinion, New York has the best cops in the world and I guarantee you they are not happy about having to search commuter's bags.

They would probably laugh their asses off if you did that.

[SoDesuKa]

9. We Both Thought of It

This sort of prank is out there, waiting for somebody to do it. It will happen.

[Spinzonner]

7. This may be humorous to you because you havent been an immediate or near v

but I assure you its deadly serious to many people.

Try and act like a responsible adult about it, not a frat boy.

[aquart]

10. Or sorority sister.

[Talismom]

12. What a fantastic idea! You make me proud to be a NYer! n/t

:yourock: