Sept 3-5, Cleveland Ohio - Air Show - a thought

[zbdent]

No doubt, there will be plenty of "USA! USA!" displays.

I would suggest to the local recruiters this scenario:

Have one of your "smaller" recruiters in plain clothes. Preferably wearing something reflecting support of a Dem.

Walk up to a Red-White-and-don't-call-me-Blue teenager; especially if he (or she!) is sporting Pro-Bush/Pro-USA apparel or parents.

Start acting tough, picking a fight. Once the sucker starts nibbling at the bait, start saying "Oh, so you think you're so tough? Prove it!" (Especially useful if the teen is in front of a bunch of females or his girlfriend). When the teen is all fired up and ready to go at it, hand him enlistment papers . . . watch the stain grow in the front of his pants . . .

[Roland99]

1. Just hand them out. No sense putting up a false, violent front.

[zbdent]

2. But then you lose the freeper humiliation factor

which almost guarantees that the guys' balls are on the chopping block - especially when he sees that he thought he could intimidate a person WHO IS ACTUALLY IN THE MILITARY . . .

[Roland99]

3. Oh, once he sees that form his nuts will crawl up so far in his body

he'll be able to taste them.

[Kolesar]

4. Release hostility and come to the Peace Show on Labor Day

http://members.cox.net/clevelandpeaceshow/

"While the jet fighters entertain at the airshow with daring maneuvers and acrobatics, join us to learn about their real use: warfare and destruction at the cost of billions of tax dollars, with little safety or protection for us."

(I found this through a link on 95.5, "The Fish")
http://www.955thefish.com/subpage.asp?StationId=WFHM-FM&PageNo=78