Party of One: Touched by an 'Angel Lady.'

[Divernan]

Excerpts from an opinion piece from 07/28/10 Philadelphia Inquirer.

Psychic: Greetings to both of you. How can I help?
Sen. Orie: My sister and I are in peril, Angel Lady. Our careers are in jeopardy.
Justice Melvin: Yeah, especially if anyone ever finds out that we hired a fortune teller.

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Psychic: Ask me a question, and I will repeat it to the spirits. One of them will whisper the answer into my right ear.
Justice Melvin: I'm glad it's your right ear, since we're Republicans.
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Sen. Orie: Our question is this: Will the district attorney drop his investigation?
Psychic: I'm sorry - the spirit says the district attorney won't drop the investigation.
Justice Melvin: Did the spirit say anything about Chief Justice Castille stepping down soon?
Psychic: I've lost the connection.
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Sen. Orie: Well, it wasn't the answer we wanted to hear. But thank you anyway, Angel Lady. How much do we owe you?
Psychic: That'll be $89.95, plus tax.
Justice Melvin: I guess we shouldn't use campaign funds, should we?

Read more: http://www.philly.com/inquirer/opinion/20100728_Party_of_One__Touched_by_an__angel_lady_.html#ixzz0v7vTHLAd

[MrMickeysMom]

1. Tragic.... yet...

Hilarious! :rofl: