If only Ray (Charles) had been called to testify (Trib-Review)

[Divernan]

A very witty column setting up questions for a Jeopardy game based on the Orie trial:
Snips:
• Answer: Premature evacuation.

Question: What do you call the Orie jury's abrupt discharge before it could render a verdict after three weeks of testimony?


• Answer: The person who clumsily doctored the documents that led to the mistrial and committed a crime more serious than the ones Orie is accused of carrying out.

Question: Who recently journeyed across the dumb border and wandered several miles into unincorporated stupid territory?


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[Bunny]

1. Hahahahaha!

Answer: The variation of the Ray Charles classic, "Georgia On My Mind," that the singer would have broken into had he been in the courtroom when the explosive fraud allegations were made.

Question: What is "Forger On My Mind"? :rofl:



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[Divernan]

2. If she has the balls to ever run for office again, that should be her opponent's camaign song!

And I believe the "unincorporated dumb territory" is known as Dumbfuckistan.