Welcome to Pennsylvania: Home of Tax Free Fracking (Column in Morning Call)

[JPZenger]

The title is a play on a slogan that was used in the State of Delaware: "Welcome to Delaware: Tax Free Shopping"

The following are excerpts from a good piece about Governor Gashole by columnist Bill White in the Allentown Morning Call.

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/white/mc-bill-white-contest-20110422,0,4716385.column

"In my column the other day, I mentioned a fictitious bumper sticker: "Don't blame me, I voted for Onorato."

A couple of readers asked me where they could get one. Dave Lutz of Salisbury even offered his own: "Gov. Corbett: We Got What THEY Paid For!"

This gave me an idea. How about a contest to come up with the best Corbett bumper sticker? I launched this on my blog and I've already gathered some excellent entries. If you send your entries by mail, I'm at The Morning Call, P.O. Box 1260, Allentown 18105.

I got things started on my blog by offering "Corbett: Naturally Gassy," "The Edukashun Governner," "Severance Tax, Schmeverance Tax" and "Corbett: Making New Jersey Look More Appealing."

Other entries to the contest:

My well may be polluted but at least I didn't vote for no librul

I voted for Corbett because I like the taste of arsenic

Corbett: Frakking our children's future

The bad news:Fracking will give me cancer. The good news:I can power my lawn mower with my tap water!

Here is the blog link for the contest:

http://blogs.mcall.com/bill_white/2011/04/corbett-bumper-stickers.html

[katnapped]

1. I assume the brain dead teabaggers also commented?

Shame Corbett, Koch, and all their buddies will never allow you (teabaggers) into their club no matter how much you suck (on them)

[livetohike]

2. Frakking our Children's Future

Good one!

[drm604]

3. Kick

:kick:

[blue neen]

4. Pennsylvania: We Can Use Our Tap Water to Light the Grill!

OMG, remember when the Cuyahoga River in Cleveland used to catch on fire? That will be us next!

[blue neen]

5. Tom Corbett: "We Don't Need No Stinking E.P.A.!"

Governor Grifter Gashole.

[blue neen]

6. Governor Tom Corbett: Pennsylvania's Very Own "Mr. Haney"

Mr. Haney was the ultimate shyster on the old series "Green Acres". :)

[blue neen]

7. Governor Tom Corbett: I'm Stupid and I Can Prove It!

:)

[Glassunion]

8. Winner in my book!!! When are you going to start printing the T-Shirts?